Coffee Ban?

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

East Side Upper----in line with 18 yard line.
Having been poked in the back after jumping up when Lua's SCORCHING shot tipped off the bar---I turned round to see a miserable git pointing at his LARGE coffee(with lid) that I had apparently KNOCKED

I apologised but the miserable git wasn't having it so I offered to have a chat about his PROBLEM----outside.
He unfortunately left at seventy five minutes with his mates.
Should people be allowed to drink HOT coffee within touching distance of proper fans ?

This is a tongue in cheek thread BTW :drink:

ozseagull · Jan 2, 2014

I only drink hot drinks at half time otherwise I am likely to throw it in all directions.

Telscombe Seagull · Jan 2, 2014

Don't really understand why coffee etc is allowed but beer isnt!

vegster · Jan 2, 2014

All "Portable " coffees should be banned, Brighton is full of zoned out morons with their earpieces in, crossing roads without looking clutching an effin coffee ! I saw a family of three in Hove the other day, Mummy, Daddy and a sprog about 6 who had to have something to clutch to match. It was like Goldilocks and the 3 bears on tour, Daddy had a Mocha but Mummy had a Latte and Baby Moron probably had milk. PAH.

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

Telscombe Seagull said:
Don't really understand why coffee etc is allowed but beer isnt!

A cold Guinness down your back is less damaging than a SCALDING hot coffee.

I would point out my main gripe is being pulled up about my behaviour by newish fans.
In a way I can see why Das Reich gets in a state about the Albion today as opposed to forty years ago.
This bloke was more concerned about his coffee than the fact Lua Lua had nearly scored the goal of the season.

Brighton TID · Jan 2, 2014

SIMMO SAYS said:
East Side Upper----in line with 18 yard line.
Having been poked in the back after jumping up when Lua's SCORCHING shot tipped off the bar---I turned round to see a miserable git pointing at his LARGE coffee(with lid) that I had apparently KNOCKED
I apologised but the miserable git wasn't having it so I offered to have a chat about his PROBLEM----outside.
He unfortunately left at seventy five minutes with his mates.
Should people be allowed to drink HOT coffee within touching distance of proper fans ?

This is a tongue in cheek thread BTW

Technically, under 'Health and Safety' this incident with the coffee is deemed a 'near miss' and should be clearly reported in the 'Near Miss Incident Reporting Journal'. Failure to do so is a clear breach of everything this 'great' country has become.
Good on you.

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

Brighton TID said:
Technically, under 'Health and Safety' this incident with the coffee is deemed a 'near miss' and should be clearly reported in the 'Near Miss Incident Reporting Journal'. Failure to do so is a clear breach of everything this 'great' country has become.
Good on you.

SPOT ON

LamieRobertson · Jan 2, 2014

SIMMO SAYS said:
A cold Guinness down your back is less damaging than a SCALDING hot coffee.

I would point out my main gripe is being pulled up about my behaviour by newish fans.
In a way I can see why Das Reich gets in a state about the Albion today as opposed to forty years ago.
This bloke was more concerned about his coffee than the fact Lua Lua had nearly scored the goal of the season.

pffft...rose tinted glasses...used to get poked in the back by the guy behinds cigar when i went 40 odd years ago.

skipper734 · Jan 2, 2014

He hadn't brought the Coffee from the Club then, as it would have had a lid. Deserves to have it spilt. Were you north or south end Simmo.

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

LamieRobertson said:
pffft...rose tinted glasses...used to get poked in the back by the guy behinds cigar when i went 40 odd years ago.

In that case you must of been SITTING in the WEST

while I was elbowing for a place in the CHICKEN RUN :moo:

LamieRobertson · Jan 2, 2014

SIMMO SAYS said:
In that case you must of been SITTING in the WEST while I was elbowing for a place in the CHICKEN RUN

Lol...it was west but standing....normally south pre seats...
u seen mr soppy he seems absent

El Sid · Jan 2, 2014

SIMMO SAYS said:
Should people be allowed to drink HOT coffee within touching distance of proper fans ?

Would Bovril be OK next time?

e77 · Jan 2, 2014

Have been known to have a coffee (Bovril for @papa_lazarou) and have successfully avoided pouring it on any near me thus far.

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

skipper734 said:
He hadn't brought the Coffee from the Club then, as it would have had a lid. Deserves to have it spilt. Were you north or south end Simmo.

North End-----six of us in North Stand for CUP on Saturday :thumbsup:

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SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

El Sid said:
Would Bovril be OK next time?

A bit like Marmite shirley?

HAILSHAM SEAGULL · Jan 2, 2014

SIMMO SAYS said:
North End-----six of us in North Stand for CUP on Saturday .

You'll be okay in there, they issue Tommee Tippee beakers in the North

Wrong-Direction · Jan 2, 2014

If someone told me to sit down in a moment of excitement in ESU, they might find themselves being thrown over onto the pit of corpses in ESL

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

Wrong-Direction said:
If someone told me to sit down in a moment of excitement in ESU, they might find themselves being thrown over onto the pit of corpses in ESL

We have enough of them dead people sitting with us now

Barrel of Fun · Jan 2, 2014

Why would a coffee spilling incident result in an 'outside resolution'?

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 2, 2014

Barrel of Fun said:
Why would a coffee spilling incident result in an 'outside resolution'?

My eldest daughter works for COSTA in Lewes so all I was going to do was point out where the fella could go on a MATCH DAY :albion2:

Being a 'Barrel of Fun' I thought you may get this thread :down:

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