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Stat Brother

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...how would a snort have benefited this afternoons performance?

It would seem certain Albion patrons feel the game is enhanced by Colombian marching powder liberally mixed with baking powder.
But I just don't see it.

Surely foo-foo dust isn't designed for sitting in near silence, outside, in the cold wet rain, having just eaten a pie, and prior to joining an extensive queue of some kind. :shrug: :moo:
 

Herr Tubthumper

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Given it makes you endlessly babble on and talk shit about yourself my money is on HBnB being the guilt person.
 

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Having dabbled with it at parties, I think it tends to make people very focused and fearless. It also builds a transient sense of belonging between those who have partaken, to a degree to the exclusion of those who haven't, especially if people are doing it in a different room to the main room of the party.

Personally, I'm not in favour of it. Gives me a running nose and a cold in the week after without fail. So probably a bad idea for watching games in the winter months. I'm sure others are fine with it, but it makes my immune system weak. I can get all the upsides of cocaine from Pro-Plus. And it's legal and a lot cheaper!

At least from my experience, I don't think cocaine tends to make people talk sh!t, just less reserved. So might help with singing. It can make people very volatile, like you're getting on fine and then someone snaps suddenly becoming very angry in a way that's out of proportion with what's going on. So could be good if you want a binfest!
 
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Is that the new number for Talk To Frank?
 


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MissGull

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Makes you wonder who's job it is to do swabs in the 1901 toilets. What do they think are they looking for?
 


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symyjym

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...how would a snort have benefited this afternoons performance?

It would seem certain Albion patrons feel the game is enhanced by Colombian marching powder liberally mixed with baking powder.
But I just don't see it.

Surely foo-foo dust isn't designed for sitting in near silence, outside, in the cold wet rain, having just eaten a pie, and prior to joining an extensive queue of some kind. :shrug: :moo:

No it's definitely not compatible with rain.
 

Hyperion

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Apologies. It was daft and thought so as soon as I posted it. No excuse but there we are. I apologise
 

hitony

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Having dabbled with it at parties, I think it tends to make people very focused and fearless. It also builds a transient sense of belonging between those who have partaken, to a degree to the exclusion of those who haven't, especially if people are doing it in a different room to the main room of the party.

Personally, I'm not in favour of it. Gives me a running nose and a cold in the week after without fail. So probably a bad idea for watching games in the winter months. I'm sure others are fine with it, but it makes my immune system weak. I can get all the upsides of cocaine from Pro-Plus. And it's legal and a lot cheaper!

At least from my experience, I don't think cocaine tends to make people talk sh!t, just less reserved. So might help with singing. It can make people very volatile, like you're getting on fine and then someone snaps suddenly becoming very angry in a way that's out of proportion with what's going on. So could be good if you want a binfest!

I have taken pro plus at work, basically sometimes I have done a near 17 hour shift and I need something to keep me awake, but in all honesty I have never really felt any different I have taken 3 at one time with Coke cola and it just seems no different :shrug: what am I doing wrong? should I take more? but im sure the adult dosage is 2 every 4 hours or something like that? any advice would be gratefully received :thumbsup:
 


Husty

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Given his rather euphoric view of the game today I reckon it was [MENTION=12101]Mellotron[/MENTION] who had the charlie.
 
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symyjym

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I have taken pro plus at work, basically sometimes I have done a near 17 hour shift and I need something to keep me awake, but in all honesty I have never really felt any different I have taken 3 at one time with Coke cola and it just seems no different :shrug: what am I doing wrong? should I take more? but im sure the adult dosage is 2 every 4 hours or something like that? any advice would be gratefully received :thumbsup:

Try crushing them up and snorting them.
 


Goldstone Rapper

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I have taken pro plus at work, basically sometimes I have done a near 17 hour shift and I need something to keep me awake, but in all honesty I have never really felt any different I have taken 3 at one time with Coke cola and it just seems no different :shrug: what am I doing wrong? should I take more? but im sure the adult dosage is 2 every 4 hours or something like that? any advice would be gratefully received :thumbsup:

Yes, I can see it being helpful with a 17 hour shift. I wish I had discovered it when I was studying.

I've only ever done two in one go and that kept me focused and alert so I haven't ventured beyond that. From personal experience, it certainly beats energy drinks, as there doesn't seem to be the downside of not being able to go to sleep, as can happen with Red Bull.
 

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