New Year's Resolutions for 2014

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TheJasperCo

Well-known member

Jan 20, 2012

4,590

Exeter

• Dec 27, 2013

• #1

So with only 363 days until next Christmas, and the New Year bearing down on us in a matter of days, what are people's pledges for 2014?

I for one, vow not to do a poo in the away team dressing rooms at the Amex. What about fellow posters' promises?

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

71,954

Living In a Box

• Dec 27, 2013

• #2

Try and not to get too positive if we win two games in a row.

 

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dougdeep

New member

May 9, 2004

37,732

SUNNY SEAFORD

• Dec 27, 2013

• #3

Beach Hut said:

Try and not to get two positive if we win two games in a row.

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To help Beach Hut get a grasp of the English language.

 

Meade's Ball

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

13,612

Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Dec 27, 2013

• #4

I intend to carry out my first charity run or two and be uncommonly lithe to do so. This means cutting down in bread and cheese. And legging it places. I might ask to be hypnotised into being terrified of to the point of urgent panic and a desperation both to flee and fear to disappoint the man I hire to train me or be my jogging partner. That unforgiving monster will have me sprinting at least partly with the dread of looking over my shoulder and casting an eye on his slathering form and rapey intentions. All for good causes, of course.

I think most of all I'd just like to see something through and put in enough effort to simply fail or succeed without doubt winning over in the earliest steps. So I ought to have an idea for a story and learn the practice of knowing where it might go and how to both research and steer the tale to some form of conclusion.

And last year I held a grape in my mouth for an hour to see what would happen. This year a half satsuma in each cheek for 2 hours whilst going about my business.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,138

• Dec 27, 2013

• #5

I intend to go on a free-beer diet in January. All donations welcome.

 

Washie

Well-known member

Jun 20, 2011

5,469

Eastbourne

• Dec 27, 2013

• #6

Lose weight. I fail every year, but I feel that this is my year.

 

Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear

Jan 19, 2009

14,865

BN3 7DE

• Dec 27, 2013

• #7

No more white powder for me. From now on, it's Pro-Plus all the way.