Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was in the CLIFTONVILLE earlier and my PAL Terry (the one who RIPPED up my PASSPORT at Gatwick Airport for a LAUGH as we CHECKED in for our Club 18-30 holiday) and HE said he HAD written off to the potless pillock Dick Tight to BYE me a CHER for CHRISTMAS. Unfortunately he has HEARD nothing since and IT seems my Christmas HAS been RUINED and I won't be GETTING a present now from Terry on Christmas DAY.
I wonder WHAT could POSSIBLY have gone wrong ? I told Magda the POLISH barmaid what had happened and SHE said 'tylko kolejny pillock potless zdzierać' and as a compensation GAVE me a BIG sloppy kiss under the MISSILE Toe, I did TRY tongues BUT she wasn't HAVING any.
So HAS anyone got their SHARES off Dick Tight yet or was it all a PUBLICITY stunt to sell his POXY book ?
I wonder WHAT could POSSIBLY have gone wrong ? I told Magda the POLISH barmaid what had happened and SHE said 'tylko kolejny pillock potless zdzierać' and as a compensation GAVE me a BIG sloppy kiss under the MISSILE Toe, I did TRY tongues BUT she wasn't HAVING any.
So HAS anyone got their SHARES off Dick Tight yet or was it all a PUBLICITY stunt to sell his POXY book ?