Christmas edition of the matchday program. Get your predictions in here...

hans kraay fan club

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Chandlers Ford

• Dec 20, 2013

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Tomorrow's matchday program is a 'bumper festive special'.

Amongst the articles EVERYONE looks forward to at this time of the year, is this one: "Ashley Barnes reveals the presents Santa should deliver to the Albion players on December 25".

So who can guess what HILARIO suggestions are going to be trotted out?

"A set of weights for Adam, so he can do even more working out at home."
"A new jumper for Crofty cos his clothes are all well rascal, innit"
"Some peanuts for Jonah, to feed the squirrel on his head" "lolz"

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Hiney said:

Talking of programmes old boy, is your offer still on the table for those from 2009/10?

If so, can we MEET tomorrow?

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They are still piled up waiting for you, but you are not SERIOUSLY suggesting that I LUG them from here to Brighton, and up to the Amex, just so you can lug them all the way back to where they started!?

I was at Marks and flippin Spencers on Wednesday night too. Arse.

 

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Good point, well presented.

Maybe we can RENDEVOUS at some stage over here. I haven't been over yet, because of the mental scenes here at the House of Hiney.

 

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Hiney said:

Good point, well presented.

Maybe we can RENDEVOUS at some stage over here. I haven't been over yet, because of the mental scenes here at the House of Hiney.

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Any time.

 

Notters

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• Dec 20, 2013

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Very confused by this thread!

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Maybe the club should consider doing a double size (and double price) Xmas edition programme like the Radio/TV Times used to do, or the NME used to do and may possibly still do. Tho then they'd have to put Mark E Smith or Shaun Ryder on the cover to shift enough copies to make it worthwhile.

Which would be BRILLIANT!!

 

Hiney

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I'd like to see some variety occasionally in the cover artwork.

There is a bloke called Paine Proffitt, who does old retro football artwork and he's been commissioned by a few clubs for one-off covers.

I'd love to see us do that. Here's one of his:

 

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Hiney said:

I'd like to see some variety occasionally in the cover artwork.

There is a bloke called Paine Proffitt, who does old retro football artwork and he's been commissioned by a few clubs for one-off covers.

I'd love to see us do that. Here's one of his:

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Terrific stuff.

Barber's never going to let him do it, if he insists on including a retro cover price, though.

 

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hans kraay fan club said:

Tomorrow's matchday program is a 'bumper festive special'.

Amongst the articles EVERYONE looks forward to at this time of the year, is this one: "Ashley Barnes reveals the presents Santa should deliver to the Albion players on December 25".

So who can guess what HILARIO suggestions are going to be trotted out?

"A set of weights for Adam, so he can do even more working out at home."
"A new jumper for Crofty cos his clothes are all well rascal, innit"
"Some peanuts for Jonah, to feed the squirrel on his head" "lolz"

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It's funny because it's true

 

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Chandlers Ford

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edna krabappel said:

It's funny because it's true

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I know it's true, you clown!

 

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• Dec 21, 2013

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I predict it'll be overpriced and shite, what do I win?

 

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Hiney said:

I'd like to see some variety occasionally in the cover artwork.

There is a bloke called Paine Proffitt, who does old retro football artwork and he's been commissioned by a few clubs for one-off covers.

I'd love to see us do that. Here's one of his:

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Agreed, the cover of the programs are getting extremely boring now!