Your Christmas Tipple

The Guvnor · Dec 19, 2013

Tis the season to be jolly and get royally ****ed!

So what have you purchased for this christmas festivities?

I have brought 2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of grey goose, 6 crates of Fosters gold that is just for me.

I have purchased the missus 12 bottles of white zifandel rose as she loves a drink does Mrs Guvnor and it makes her extra horny.

The Kid Frankie · Dec 19, 2013

The Guvnor said:
Tis the season to be jolly and get royally ****ed!

So what have you purchased for this christmas festivities?

I have brought 2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of grey goose, 6 crates of Fosters gold that is just for me.

I have purchased the missus 12 bottles of white zifandel rose as she loves a drink does Mrs Guvnor and it makes her extra horny.

60 bottles of Coors Light (£10 for 20 at the Co-Op absolute bargain)
3 bottles of JD
1 bottle of Amaretto
1 bottle of Baileys
15 bottles of white win for the dorris

Napper · Dec 19, 2013

1 x Morgan Spiced
1 x J.D
2 x Baileys Original

Will pick up some beers this weekend. Deal above sounds good. Anymore ?

Puppet Master · Dec 19, 2013

Aside from the usual stuff I'll be getting some Advocaat, Sweet Sherry and Chocolate Baileys om nom nom nom nom nomm

The Guvnor · Dec 19, 2013

The Kid Frankie said:
60 bottles of Coors Light (£10 for 20 at the Co-Op absolute bargain)
3 bottles of JD
1 bottle of Amaretto
1 bottle of Baileys
15 bottles of white win for the dorris

What is it with birds, wine and wanting to rump all the time, is yours the same?

The Kid Frankie · Dec 19, 2013

Napper said:
1 x Morgan Spiced
1 x J.D
2 x Baileys Original

Will pick up some beers this weekend. Deal above sounds good. Anymore ?

I nabbed the very last one from Lustrells Co-Op in Saltdean last week. Then picked up the other two the next night from Longridge. They are being snapped up quick - I would suggest ringing round to be honest!

vegster · Dec 19, 2013

The Guvnor said:
Tis the season to be jolly and get royally ****ed!

So what have you purchased for this christmas festivities?

I have brought 2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of grey goose, 6 crates of Fosters gold that is just for me.

I have purchased the missus 12 bottles of white zifandel rose as she loves a drink does Mrs Guvnor and it makes her extra horny.

I thought you were still living with your parents ? it must look like the set of Caligula round there on Christmas Day ?

crodonilson · Dec 19, 2013

I'm famous for my winter fruit punch, which is a longstanding family recipe.

I'm also a sucker for Egg Nog on Xmas Morning.

Birdie Boy · Dec 19, 2013

I'm away so not getting anything in particular but my favourite tipple on Xmas day is a snowball with vodka... mmmm

tinycowboy · Dec 19, 2013

Puppet Master said:
Aside from the usual stuff I'll be getting some Advocaat, Sweet Sherry and Chocolate Baileys om nom nom nom nom nomm

Whoa there! I may take a small glass of the Baileys, but I'd leave the other two WELL alone. Yeeuch!

Willy Dangle · Dec 19, 2013

The Guvnor said:
Tis the season to be jolly and get royally ****ed!

So what have you purchased for this christmas festivities?

I have brought 2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of grey goose, 6 crates of Fosters gold that is just for me.

I have purchased the missus 12 bottles of white zifandel rose as she loves a drink does Mrs Guvnor and it makes her extra horny.

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?291620-Crimbo-Tipple-whats-yours&highlight=tipple

Tricky Dicky · Dec 19, 2013

Plenty of water in the tap. I might stretch to some orange squash sometimes.

The Guvnor · Dec 19, 2013

vegster said:
I thought you were still living with your parents ? it must look like the set of Caligula round there on Christmas Day ?

No mate, own my own place, have done for 2 years.

algie · Dec 19, 2013

Bottle of Baileys

Bottle of Port

8 bottles of London Pride

daveinprague · Dec 19, 2013

Tony Towner's Fridge · Dec 19, 2013

The Botanist Gin plus some Fentimans Tonic.

Ice and lemon in a crystal glass
Splash in some Botanist, swish aroond the glass
Top up with Fentimans

Canne beat it !

TNBA

TTF

pasty · Dec 19, 2013

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Grombleton · Dec 19, 2013

Bottle of Southern Comfort
Bottle of Malibu for Mrs Grombleton
4 bottles of wine (2 red, 2 white).

We'll be at Ma and Pa Grombleton's for the main festivities, so we'll be tackling their (substantial) alcomahol stash. Champers, Port, more wine and plenty of beer.

Where can i get a stomach pump from?

The Guvnor · Dec 19, 2013

Grombleton said:
Bottle of Southern Comfort
Bottle of Malibu for Mrs Grombleton
4 bottles of wine (2 red, 2 white).

We'll be at Ma and Pa Grombleton's for the main festivities, so we'll be tackling their (substantial) alcomahol stash. Champers, Port, more wine and plenty of beer.

Where can i get a stomach pump from?

Nice work, I like your style !

tinycowboy · Dec 19, 2013

Tony Towner's Fridge said:
The Botanist Gin plus some Fentimans Tonic.

Ice and lemon in a crystal glass
Splash in some Botanist, swish aroond the glass
Top up with Fentimans

Canne beat it !

TNBA

TTF

What about lime instead of lemon? That's what I prefer. Not sure what my favourite tonic water is. I think I like the Fever Tree, but it may be because someone told me it was the best and I believed them. Sipsmith gin is very nice, although I read once that Plymouth gin makes the best G&T. Anyway, I love G&T. Mmmmm.

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