red star portslade
New member
An opportunity to extend seasonal ill will to anyone who has wronged you over the last 12 months.
May I extend a hearty and sincere crappy Christmas to all the halfwits, ****wits, dimwits and nitwits who appear to populate O2 in its entirety.
On a scale of 1 to 10 your product knowledge is – 6 million.
Your customer service ranges from the complacent to the non existent.
Your sincerity resembles the yeti – spoken of but never reliably witnessed.
Your ability to turn a simple technical query into a 90 minute webchat is awe inspiring, particularly as it did not solve the problem I had contacted you 5 times previously about.
May all your Christmas presents be socks.
May your turkey taste of fish.
May your drugs (and clearly you are all ****ing taking them) turn to talcum powder in your noses.
May your wine taste of diesel.
May your beer turn to cat piss.
May your female staff resemble Big Hilda.
May your male staff resemble er.......Big Hilda
Anyone else wish to extend sincere seasonal greetings?
May I extend a hearty and sincere crappy Christmas to all the halfwits, ****wits, dimwits and nitwits who appear to populate O2 in its entirety.
On a scale of 1 to 10 your product knowledge is – 6 million.
Your customer service ranges from the complacent to the non existent.
Your sincerity resembles the yeti – spoken of but never reliably witnessed.
Your ability to turn a simple technical query into a 90 minute webchat is awe inspiring, particularly as it did not solve the problem I had contacted you 5 times previously about.
May all your Christmas presents be socks.
May your turkey taste of fish.
May your drugs (and clearly you are all ****ing taking them) turn to talcum powder in your noses.
May your wine taste of diesel.
May your beer turn to cat piss.
May your female staff resemble Big Hilda.
May your male staff resemble er.......Big Hilda
Anyone else wish to extend sincere seasonal greetings?
