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Chrimbo double entandres 2013





Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
May 3, 2006
35,493
Northumberland
I'm hoping that I can find someone willing to pull my cracker.
 




















Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason
Sep 29, 2007
8,187
21 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas -And get Away With it!

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
 


















happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,935
Eastbourne
"Isn't it time you ****ed off home ?"

I know it's not a double entendre but it'll get said around teatime.
 






Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,521
Mount the fairy on top and finish it off properly.
 


essbee

New member
Jan 5, 2005
3,656
I fear there should be a comma between Look and its and an apostrophe in its (it's) Sorry! GOD I'm BORED!!

Well -let's not stop there then Mr Pedant...

I fear that there should be quotes around any "quote" of mine that you use. Schoolboy error innit.
 



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