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Quest for the Holy Foreskin



















withdeanwombat

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Feb 17, 2005
8,690
Somersetshire
It was, of course, one of several used to make a handbag, which, when stroked, turned into a suitcase.
 




Theatre of Trees

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Jul 5, 2003
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Feb 9, 2011
1,047
Lancing
It will be in the same place as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
 




Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008
31,763
Brighton
Does anyone here watch Stand Up Without a Net? Where stand up comedians improv a set when given a title. Started last week, and Frank Skinner had one about overly personal Catholic Sacrement or something like that, and he went into a thread about holy foreskin.
 



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