Apologies for the delay.
First off, paedophiles (Stuart Hall and Ian Watkins) have been expelled from the competition, as it really wasn't in good taste at all to have them in here. My apologies.
Going to speed things up to get this done. Let's go.
First off, paedophiles (Stuart Hall and Ian Watkins) have been expelled from the competition, as it really wasn't in good taste at all to have them in here. My apologies.
Going to speed things up to get this done. Let's go.
Here is Group D
Husty
The now-banned NSC stalwart has seen his campaign grind to a halt after he was dished a one-week ban by supermod HKFC. But with his ban due to be lifted as early as this Sunday, the Hustmeister could have time to lobby hard for votes should he advance from this group.
Wilfried Zaha
Winifred made the step up from the Croydon slums to warming the bench at a midtable Premier League side this season. He's kept that bench really warm. He didn't do anything else of note in 2013, certainly not in May, which was a fairly quiet month for him in general.
Dick Knight
Obviously not hated by anyone on this board or associated with this club (bar Enrest), Dick was forwarded and seconded in protest after another that is seen as a club legend in many eyes, Mr Poyet, earned his place in the draw.
Ed Balls
Can't really sum this one up in a couple of sentences. The under-fire shadow Chancellor put in an 'embarrassing' performance in response to the Autumn Statement, in which he screeched like a small child who had been denied a pack of Haribo by his mum in Tesco in an attempt to get his (lack of a) point across. Also tweeted his own name.
Husty
The now-banned NSC stalwart has seen his campaign grind to a halt after he was dished a one-week ban by supermod HKFC. But with his ban due to be lifted as early as this Sunday, the Hustmeister could have time to lobby hard for votes should he advance from this group.
Wilfried Zaha
Winifred made the step up from the Croydon slums to warming the bench at a midtable Premier League side this season. He's kept that bench really warm. He didn't do anything else of note in 2013, certainly not in May, which was a fairly quiet month for him in general.
Dick Knight
Obviously not hated by anyone on this board or associated with this club (bar Enrest), Dick was forwarded and seconded in protest after another that is seen as a club legend in many eyes, Mr Poyet, earned his place in the draw.
Ed Balls
Can't really sum this one up in a couple of sentences. The under-fire shadow Chancellor put in an 'embarrassing' performance in response to the Autumn Statement, in which he screeched like a small child who had been denied a pack of Haribo by his mum in Tesco in an attempt to get his (lack of a) point across. Also tweeted his own name.
