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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

59,566

The Fatherland

• Dec 10, 2013

• #1

George Osborne sits down at his desk with his most senior advisors to work on the next budget

 

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StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil

Oct 30, 2010

9,777

BC, Canada

• Dec 10, 2013

• #2

The Conservative Party organizes work placements for it's MP's.
Photo: George Osborne gains work experience as Birthday Party Co-Ordinator.

 

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rool

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Jul 10, 2003

6,031

• Dec 10, 2013

• #3

and at night in the dormitory we used to take the tampon out of the tube like this and stick them up each others bottom

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,882

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Dec 10, 2013

• #4

You're smaller than you look on the telly, Nelson.

 

Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007

19,238

• Dec 10, 2013

• #5

Osbourne makes special edition crackers for his chums in government. Each one includes bizarre 1920's black house slave.

 

Lankyseagull

One Step Beyond

Jul 25, 2006

1,839

The Field of Uck

• Dec 10, 2013

• #6

In an effort to advance his political career, Osbourne defects to the Children's Party, although his proposed policy for taxation on jelly & ice cream is not universally welcomed.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,498

England

• Dec 10, 2013

• #7

Chancellor George Osbourne takes part in a Christmas-themed photo opportunity with children.

 

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Brighton Breezy

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Jul 5, 2003

19,439

Sussex

• Dec 10, 2013

• #8

"We'll have to work until we are HOW old until we can get a state pension?"

 

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Creaky

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Mar 26, 2013

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Hookwood - Nr Horley

• Dec 10, 2013

• #9

I said I wanted a CLACKER!

 

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Mo Gosfield

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Aug 11, 2010

6,284

• Dec 10, 2013

• #10

" Hello Alvin....when are you on tv next? I love your programmes about money-saving. "

 

Theatre of Trees

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Jul 5, 2003

7,718

TQ2905

• Dec 10, 2013

• #11

Leon Knight not impressed by the clown with a cracker

 

Return of the Rev

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Nov 26, 2008

21,045

Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Dec 10, 2013

• #12

I'll stop sitting on your mum if you pull my cracker!

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,187

• Dec 10, 2013

• #13

'You're MY wife now...'

 

Super Steve Earle

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Feb 23, 2009

8,362

North of Brighton

• Dec 10, 2013

• #14

Ed Balls sends in his new team for a more intellectual response to the budget.

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

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Jul 21, 2003

19,849

Playing snooker

• Dec 10, 2013

• #15

George Osbourne: "Leon Knight; you're alright "

 

Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007

19,238

• Dec 10, 2013

• #16

"Are we making crackers George?"

"Nope. I've slashed the school budget. This is your lunch. I hope you like crayons and cardboard 'cos that's what you're having"

 

The Large One

Who's Next?

Jul 7, 2003

52,343

97.2FM

• Dec 10, 2013

• #17

Osborne: "And I'm going to offer this cracker to a child who won't be a mugger or a benefit scrounger..."

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

Helpful Moderator

Jul 21, 2003

19,849

Playing snooker

• Dec 10, 2013

• #18

"Please sir, have you come to help tidy up?"

"Now young man, I think you know as well as I that this mess was created by the last Labour administration."

 

Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail

Aug 22, 2005

52,833

Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons

• Dec 10, 2013

• #19

You'd be doing this for me, if it wasn't for that blasted Mandela.

 

Dusty_Fryer

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May 12, 2009

188

Port Stanley

• Dec 10, 2013

• #20

"When I was at school, the boards were black and the children were white."