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Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
I've got a touch of stomach cramp at the moment and am MANNING up to it.

but that's pussy shit.

I took the plug off of my iron to replace the one my power drill (950W) because a NON MAN friend didn't unroll my extension lead properly and it all got a bit fiery and melty.

I can change a car wheel quick as you like

And a beer barrel

And punch significantly above my weight in a bout of fisty cuffs

Yet I am good with kids (as long as they behave themselves)

What maketh YOU a MAN?
 
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EDS

Banned
Nov 11, 2012
2,040
I've got a touch of stomach cramp at the moment and am MANNING up to it.

but that's pussy shit.

I took the plug off of my iron to replace the one my power drill (950W) because a NON MAN friend didn't unroll my extension lead properly and it all got a bit fiery and melty.

I can change a car wheel quick as you like

And a beer barrel

And punch significantly above my weight in a bout of fisty cuffs

Yet I am good with kids (as long as they behave themselves)

What maketh YOU a MAN?

Not boasting on the internet that I can do the menial things above
 














Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
Put it down to real men don't cook, then you can feel good about it

but I need to find a way to compensate for my 'little problem'

....... oh well



I am really good at changing wheels on cars though





















actually I'm not :(
 


Adders1

Active member
Jan 14, 2013
368
My personal criteria:
- Sharpen a pencil with a knife (extra points if it's a butter knife)
- Give an approving nod to a tradesman in respect of his work, without looking like you want his Corey
- Drink a dram of single malt without looking like you've just found a close relative mid coitus
- Roll and smoke a roll-up in the rain (using index finger and thumb only)
- Drive a car with one hand permanently on the gearstick


















actually I'm not :([/QUOTE]
 




Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
My personal criteria:
- Sharpen a pencil with a knife (extra points if it's a butter knife)
- Give an approving nod to a tradesman in respect of his work, without looking like you want his Corey
- Drink a dram of single malt without looking like you've just found a close relative mid coitus
- Roll and smoke a roll-up in the rain (using index finger and thumb only)
- Drive a car with one hand permanently on the gearstick

MAN
 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
when you develop an abcess around a rear molar thinking "should I pour some boiling water on the pliers and buy a bottle of scotch" rather than call NHS direct


Not a MAN


bugger
 










Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
How can you possibly get that wrong, it's absolutely simple to do.

yeah, but I'm a MAN, I don't follow the instructions. As evidenced by the amount of screws I have left over from flat pack furniture.
 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,516
MAN calls it 'instructions', not 'recipe'


and ignores it anyway
 
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fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Well .. having a Todger, surely!

I know women that could be men, but they are lacking the vital (Todger) appendage.
But I have, to be fair met women? with a Todger but they say they're not men... so in a nutshell, I'm even more confused now than I was yesterday...... things are looking bleak. ???
 



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