*OFFICIAL* NSC's CJTC of the Year 2013- Group stage draw

WhingForPresident

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NSC Patron

Feb 23, 2009

16,190

Marlborough

• Nov 29, 2013

• #1

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,497

England

• Nov 29, 2013

• #2

Group G looks tasty

 

H

Husty

Mooderator

Oct 18, 2008

11,991

• Nov 29, 2013

• #3

WhingForPresident said:

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

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Blatent fix

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,440

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Nov 29, 2013

• #4

Stuff that - what about the chocolate bar polls?

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Nov 30, 2013

• #5

some seriously shit contenders in there with many more deserving nominations.

 

Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D

Sep 16, 2011

4,959

Worthing

• Nov 30, 2013

• #6

WhingForPresident said:

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

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My predictions

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,841

Brighton

• Dec 1, 2013

• #7

Barlow and Beckham have gotten VERY lucky there.

 

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footychick

Nicola

Dec 8, 2005

4,406

Soham, United Kingdom

• Dec 1, 2013

• #8

For a couple of them, CJTC is too nice a word for them

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,613

• Dec 1, 2013

• #9

I can't believe Gove hasn't got a bye to the semi at least

CJTC of the highest order .... repulsive .............. damn you abuse filter




anus cancer nibbler.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,613

• Dec 1, 2013

• #10

If the Govester wins this I a will very happily make every effort to present the award to him in person (along with a copy of Blade Trinity). I will pay for the award ....... I just want £20 to cover the cost of me having a walk around Kew Gardens before his army of sub quims pave it over.

I have a rather low opinion of Mr Gove.

I prefer Jeremy Hunt ................ and I hate him.

 

D

Deleted member 18477

Guest

• Dec 1, 2013

• #11

What on earth is Russell Brand, D-Becks, Joey Essex and Tony Bloom doing in there? All lovely chaps!

 

D

Deleted member 18477

Guest

• Dec 1, 2013

• #12

Cheshire Cat said:

Stuff that - what about the chocolate bar polls?

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Did we ever get a winner for that poll?

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,613

• Dec 1, 2013

• #13

Can we save the effort and "Gove" it


I will be very disappointed with you all if he doesn't walk this.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,613

• Dec 1, 2013

• #14

:utter CJTC:

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Dec 1, 2013

• #15

Can we have an dishonourable NSC's Cock-Juggling Thunderc*nt Lifetime Achievement award for Lance Armstrong seeing as he slipped through the net of nomination?

 

sparkie

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

12,504

Hove

• Dec 5, 2013

• #16

WhingForPresident said:

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

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No Mark Bright ?