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In your Bournemouth slums



smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,585
you pop in the tea shoppe for a spot of Earl Grey,
a cucumber sandwich, and a view of the bay.
In your Bournemuff slums!
 




Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,385
West west west Sussex




The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
Jun 12, 2009
2,802
We all agree ... our crazy golf's better than yours is :dunce:
 








hybrid_x

Banned
Jun 28, 2011
2,225
you're all middle class and you earn 60 grand,
you're so f**king posh that your beach is all sand,
in ya boooornmaff slums......
 






edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
'You sit in your deck chairs and moan at the rain
You wish Winston Churchill was leader again

In your Bournemouth slums
In your Bournemouth slums

Your teeth all fell out and you eat through a straw
You start every sentence with "During the war"

In your Bournemouth slums
In your Bournemouth slums'
 


edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
"You love Harry Redknapp & think he's a gent
Despite all the rest of us knowing he's bent
In your Bournemouth slums..."
 




smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,360
On the ocean wave
"You love Harry Redknapp & think he's a gent
Despite all the rest of us knowing he's bent
In your Bournemouth slums..."

Very good!

How about, "he looks like your mascot but he's really your boss, you think we are rivals but we don't give a toss".

No?
 










Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,077
Haywards Heath
you're all middle class and you earn 60 grand,
you're so f**king posh that your beach is all sand,
in ya boooornmaff slums......

To be fair a lot of other teams could probably sing that about us. (apart from the sand obviously).
 













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