crodonilson
He/Him
With the news of a severe shortage of large butterball turkeys and prices rocketing which bird will you be roasting this Christmas time??
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Which Bird will you be Roasting this Christmas/Winterval?
- Thread starter crodonilson
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The Large One
Who's Next?
Bird?
Pah, a deer probably.
Pah, a deer probably.
Tom Bombadil
Well-known member
There seems to be a shortage of Turkeys reported every year. Still I bet in the week leading up to Xmas you won't be able to get into a supermarket for stacks of the tasteless monstrosities.
banjo
GOSBTS
Turkey and a gammon ordered from the butchers.
burnee54
East Upper Hermit
There's this young blonde two doors down that I'll be filling with Paxo hopefully.
It is a euphemism right?
you know: Roast = Pork?
Bird = Young Female?
It is a euphemism right?
you know: Roast = Pork?
Bird = Young Female?
brakespear
Doctor Worm
Not doing a roast at Christmas - curry instead 
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Just me and Mrs P again this year, so eating out Christmas Day. Will be having turkey though.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
I don't kiss and tell.
RexCathedra
Aurea Mediocritas
No roasting here -- turkey goes on the grill, with applewood chuncks. Come rain. come shine... That's a couple of Thanksgivings ago, but it does for Christmas too.
I'm dying to do a goose, but they're dear here in the US. Roasting geese is a foodie/hipster exotic.
I'm dying to do a goose, but they're dear here in the US. Roasting geese is a foodie/hipster exotic.
Birdie Boy
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- Jun 17, 2011
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Where's the option for I don't know cause the hotel will surprise me with whatever they give me when I get back from snowboarding all day?
HawkTheSeagull
New member
Duck, it is LOVELY. In fact ASDA have Duck Legs for the bargain price of £2 at the moment - im already stocked up !!
Gammon as well......other birds depend on what happens on New Years Eve.
Gammon as well......other birds depend on what happens on New Years Eve.
Yes - ordered my turkey today. I'll be less excited about it by about the 7th January
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Sounds fowl.
portslade seagull
Well-known member
Need to meet her 1st
melias shoes
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Turkey.
Don't call it winterval. It's Christmas simple as that.
Don't call it winterval. It's Christmas simple as that.
Quite - if I recall correctly, it was a crappy PC term adopted by Birmingham City Council (+ maybe others) in about 1997/98 (it was whenever Villa had a cracking start to the season under John Gregory), then it fell out of fashion very quickly. Why use the sh|te term still?
If half the stories are true you'd have to fancy your chances with a Nigella.
