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    Silly things you've done when under the influence...


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    Mid 80's I went out on a very hot night, had a couple of lager tops, went home and because it was hot I divested myself of everything but my shreddies. Fell asleep on the sofa, woke up needing a wee and went out the wrong door, which shut behind me leaving me in the street.
    Another time I tried to grow a beard but it was so itchy I decided to shave it off. Problem was I'd had a large baileys or two and my razor work wasn't very good. Being a bit tiddly, I didn't feel the nicks so went to bed. Woke up in the morning and my pillow looked like an abbotoir floor, scared the bejeezus out of me.
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