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Competition - Explain The Offside Rule.....

















Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,021
West Sussex
When the attacking player is between the last defender and goal keeper when the ball is played to him.

Except when in his own half... and the 2nd defender might not be the goalkeeper... or if it is a throw-in... or he is behind the ball when it is played...
 
















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El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex

This was my best effort last night for the benefit of the wife......

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
 


Prince Monolulu

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Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
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Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
33,809
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
This was my best effort last night for the benefit of the wife......

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

What if the shop is rectangular and the purse throwing friend is right on one side and chucks it over her head with two hands?
 






Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008
31,762
Brighton
If, while the ball is in play, you are ahead of the ball, in your opponents half, and there are fewer than two opposing players between you and the goal-line, you are offside if you interfere with play when the ball is kicked by a team mate.
 



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