If You Lost Your Memory.....

red star portslade

New member

Jul 8, 2012

1,882

Hove innit

• Nov 20, 2013

• #1

....through an accident or whatever and the doctor informs you that you have a wife/girlfriend and she'll be there in a minute, what would you think when you first saw her?
Be honest now.
Even though Mrs Red Star gets on my tits, she's still decent looking so I suppose I'd be pretty happy.

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,179

Uwantsumorwat

• Nov 20, 2013

• #2

My 1st thought would be , A wife ? christ i cant be a Brighton fan pull the plug .

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,272

West, West, West Sussex

• Nov 20, 2013

• #3

WOW! I must be a toy boy

 

KZNSeagull

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2007

19,802

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Nov 20, 2013

• #4

"What's a wife/girlfriend?"

 

SULLY COULDNT SHOOT

Loyal2Family+Albion!

Sep 28, 2004

11,283

Izmir, Southern Turkey

• Nov 20, 2013

• #5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remember youuuuuuu! (even amnesia wouldnt work)

 

Tricky Dicky

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Jul 27, 2004

13,558

Sunny Shoreham

• Nov 20, 2013

• #6

I had an aunt this happened to. She slipped down the bottom 2 stairs at home, small bang on the head, then nothing. She never again remembered anything from before her fall.

 

E

ees complicated no?

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Apr 3, 2011

4,075

Hove, United Kingdom

• Nov 20, 2013

• #7

I'll have a bit of that.

 

EDS

Banned

Nov 11, 2012

2,040

• Nov 20, 2013

• #8

Who the fuvk is he?

 

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003

25,809

• Nov 20, 2013

• #9

SULLY COULDNT SHOOT said:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remember youuuuuuu! (even amnesia wouldnt work)

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Why would you remember in such a camp manner ? :safeway:

(my reaction - Bloody hell, i married a jock ?)

 

F

footychick

Nicola

Dec 8, 2005

4,406

Soham, United Kingdom

• Nov 20, 2013

• #10

Where's David Beckham?

 

cloud

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Jun 12, 2011

3,030

Here, there and everywhere

• Nov 20, 2013

• #11

 

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

20,261

somewhere in Eastbourne

• Nov 20, 2013

• #12

cloud said:

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that is just brilliant
if I lost my memory and my wife knew that I am sure she would be mortified ................not
I would be put on a plane to Russia

 

Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003

13,612

Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Nov 20, 2013

• #13

I wish when i awoke from my fortnight of swelled brain unconsciousness that they'd come up with a plan to test my memory skills or acceptance of reality by sending me a range of wives throughout week one before my actual girlfriend at the time turned up for me to identify her. I would have expected Susan Sarandon, Sue Pollard, Tia Carrere, Martha Jones and Cliff Thorburn as the alternative possibilities.