He has scored more hat tricks than Chamakh has has Premier League shots.
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Hilarious Ronaldo stat
- Thread starter Hiney
- Start date
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Still a CJTC though.
footychick
Nicola
Wow!
footychick
Nicola
Cock juggling thunder c**t?
pasty
A different kind of pasty
ShandyH
Well-known member
I love not having to watch his Narcisistic behaviour in the Premier League. Biggest tart in football. Overshadows any talent he has.
Gullys Cats
Sausage by the sea!!!
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,383
Ronaldo is a true WORLD CLASS player, look at some of the goals he's scored, left foot, right foot, headers, backheels the lot. For me he is the best all round player in the world but I know that's another debate entirely 
W.C.
New member
- Oct 31, 2011
- 4,927
He's a nob, but his talent outshines that.
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Hove / Παρος
He's such an awesome player, and I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out. 
Vegas Seagull
New member
- Jul 10, 2009
- 7,782
JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
I thought it would actually be something funny, like he has to poo every half time. Disappointed.
You think? Up there with Rooney?
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;6040465 said:I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out.
Even with that in mind his arrogance is stratospheric.
maltaseagull
Well-known member
Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;6040465 said:He's such an awesome player, and I don't think half as much of a **** as people like to make out.
I agree. He was brilliant in his last season in England but now seems even better. Pleased Portugal will be going to the world cup ahead of Sweden, purely for the entertainment factor.
Seagull58
In the Algarve
He's twice the **** that people like to make out.
Publius Ovidius
Well-known member
I have actually met him a couple of times, and actually the public persona is completely different to the private one. He is very shy and reticent, but his English is impeccable. Probably better that most of the England team
There are Peruvian villages with five year olds who have a better command of English than some of England team.
shaolinpunk
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In the words of the great philosopher Kid Rock, "They say 'I'm cocky', and I say what? It ain't braggin' mother****er if ya back it up"