NSC Googlisms and their closest substitutes

El Presidente

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• Nov 19, 2013

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What NSC'isms are picked up by Google, and what else do you find on the same page

If you Google 'Potless Pillock' for example, NSC is TOP of the hit parade, followed by TOPLESS bars in Pollock Pines, California, and not behind that is an article about LADEEZ strumming their banjos.

 

Butch Willykins

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• Nov 19, 2013

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"Luzzing Chairs" brings up NSC as top search result.

Followed a few results down by a women on mumsnet moaning about her husband being on gay dating site, Grinder.

 

whitelion

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• Nov 19, 2013

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Binfest:
Second entry..."I just typed binfest into Google...."

Also quite interesting a book by Elisabeth Swarzkopf..."Ich Bin Fest"....could be good reading?

 

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Gary Leeds

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• Nov 19, 2013

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I tried DICK TIGHT but didn't see anything NSC related

 

whitelion

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• Nov 19, 2013

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Jamied:

Nothing on the first page and didn't delve any further...but Urban Dictionary explains:

"To be drunk beyond belief but still being able to do (some) normal functions."

 

Gazwag

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• Nov 19, 2013

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"FFS Murray" comes at number five for NSC two places above BBS

Surprisingly "C**kjugglingthunder......." NSC is no where to be seen, maybe it would have come in before we had the adverts.

Daft Bints makes it in at number 4 one behind the daft bint who tried to open an airplane door

And "Greyhound Syndicate" NSC comes third out of 405,000 results, wow

 

JBenno

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• Nov 19, 2013

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''We're Loose''

Returns NSC as about 15th result....an interesting articule about Brighton Librarians being on the loose aswell....

 

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Gwylan

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• Nov 19, 2013

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"Marvellous scenes" is top (out of 9.5m)

 

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Seagull kimchi

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• Nov 19, 2013

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Hiney art comes in at number one - despite there being an actual artist called Frank Hiney who only registers at two. The images for Hiney art are great!

 

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GingerBeerMan

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Doesn't Google order your searched depending on what you've previously viewed? So Google will put NSC higher on the results depending on how much you've view it in the past.

 

Hiney

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Seagull kimchi said:

Hiney art comes in at number one - despite there being an actual artist called Frank Hiney who only registers at two. The images for Hiney art are great!

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Brilliant!

I have had to explain to LOADS of people at work about Hiney Art. It's usually along the lines of:

"Hey Ian, I typed your name into Google last night and came across a pic of you as The Pope. What the **** is that all about"

"Well....... it's a long story......"

 

Moshe Gariani

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• Nov 19, 2013

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"Joke du Jour ham sandwich" puts NSC in at second place behind a Yiddish forum...

Clicking the link to NSC on 10th February 2006, "Man on the Run" (whatever happened to him? did he get caught?) opened the thread in classic style only to be greeted by Trufflehound's "Is it last Wednesday again already?".

Scrolling down finds Lokki7 in excellent form...

A fellow walks into a pub and stands at the bar. A PARMA ham sandwich says, "You're looking good today mate, like your jacket".
Stunned, he beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "How much are the PARMA ham sandwiches?"
"Oh don't worry", she purrs, "They're COMPLIMENTARY"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

 

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MattBackHome

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• Nov 19, 2013

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Top for "Cliftonville Sausage Disturbing" - unsurprisingly.

Followed by a dodgy review of The Keswick Hotel, entitled "Need to work on hygiene".

 

Bozza

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• Nov 19, 2013

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The classic: how do card readers work

returns NSC as number 1, of course, just easing out Wikipedia.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=h...x&ie=&oe=&gws_rd=cr&ei=rzqLUoeJG4-RhQeTuoGQDA

 

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2nd place: youtube

 

Bozza

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2nd: Yahoo

 

Bozza

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(I appreciate I'm nt playing this game correctly but it always amazes me what NSC ranks 1st for)

Next up: how to pronounce bukkake

 

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(I'll stop now)

 

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