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10 requirements to be a Brighton fan





















Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
OK, I've been staring at the opening post for 28 minutes. How much longer before I start to see what this Magic Eye is supposed to reveal?
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Your optimism quotient needs to be higher than average.
 


Adders1

Active member
Jan 14, 2013
368
Crowbar the amount of away games you have attended into a heated discussion with anyone you perceive as less of a fan than you.
 






El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex
1) Like Football
2) Like Pies
3) Ability to sit down
4) Not offended by homophobic chants
5) Optimism
6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.
7) Have a soft spot for Plymouth Argyle.
8) Moderate wealth
9) Buy some tat from club shop
10) Always be Premier League Ready
 








Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
18,612
Born In Shoreham
1) Like Football
2) Like Pies
3) Ability to sit down
4) Not offended by homophobic chants
5) Optimism
6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.
7) Have a soft spot for Plymouth Argyle.
8) Moderate wealth
9) Buy some tat from club shop
10) Always be Premier League Ready

I ****ing hate Plymouth after some of there lot attacked us with bottles in 86 so no ****ing soft spot for me.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,336
Uffern
6) Use M25 and M4 to get to central London, avoiding Croydon.

[travel geek alert] Don't have to do that to avoid Croydon, drive in via Surrey countryside and then Sutton, Mitcham and Tooting. I've frequently cycled in and out of London that way

I'd say that high on the list would be: have a soft spot for Wrexham too; ensure you have a derogatory name for the Palace chairman; eat at Donatello's at least once a year; be able to recite the cup final team; have experienced at least three different routes to the Amex and drink Harveys
 












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