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Things you should NEVER EVER do!
- Thread starter moggy
- Start date
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
3) Sing anything at the match that hasn't been approved by NSC
Return of the Rev
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Or shake vigorously a bottle of ketchup while sitting in a black and white tiled greek restaurant without checking your other half has screwed down the top
RupertsFlan
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- Nov 28, 2012
- 223
Answer the phone to an important client mid-shit
Leave a coat lying around at the football
pastafarian
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yank down the zipper with the power of greyskull somehow thinking that will solve the problem
Seagull kimchi
New member
Use a youtube unblocker site at your elementary school to show a video (youtube is firewalled) only for a bunch of dodgy porn pop ups to invade the big screen.
One of my 6th grade boys actually said 'Oh teacher my eyes hurt'
One of my 6th grade boys actually said 'Oh teacher my eyes hurt'
Alonso Moseley
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- Jun 16, 2008
- 519
Wear socks in the bath.
Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
especially if its got garden centre gift vouchers in the pocket
- I nearly mentioned birthday cards but decided not to !
Meade's Ball
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Apart from zombies and vampyres. They are not our friends. Or 50p-shaped-faced boyfriend material.
Meade's Ball
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You should never warm your hands between two warm, moist pillows whilst sharing a bed with John Candy.
Tell the world your state of dress ( or undress ) when closing down a popular football chat site.
daveinprague
New member
Whisper somebody elses name in your missus ear during sex.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
That can be fun, as it will usually lead to a session of "Sex Rodeo" (see how long you can stay on for).
Moshe Gariani
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- Mar 10, 2005
- 12,070
2) Go ahead with chilli con carne on spaghetti because you have microwaved the wrong pouch from your freezer...
CoachVealie
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- Sep 19, 2011
- 103
Never, EVER expect a 1975 Ford Capri MkII Ghia 2.0L to come out of a bend facing forward.