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It's all kicking off in BOLTON according to the Argus
- Thread starter El Presidente
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Rachna Bhagani, aged 35, from Didsbury, arrived at 9am and waited almost three hours to meet Katie for the 12th time.
The 35-year-old, who works in recruitment administration, said: “I’ve been to Kettering, Milton Keynes and Doncaster to meet her.
Possibly the most depressing combination of things ever.
The 35-year-old, who works in recruitment administration, said: “I’ve been to Kettering, Milton Keynes and Doncaster to meet her.
Possibly the most depressing combination of things ever.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,558
Perfume launch gone wrong. "One punter said it smelled just like Brut". Quality!
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Its a musky scent, which smells like Brut.
Superb stuff.
Superb stuff.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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I might be being dense, but what's the connection between Bolton and the Argus?
yxee
Well-known member
Katie Price ... tenuous, I know
TWOCHOICEStom
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Marvelous
Bladders
Twats everywhere
Had it smelt like Blue Stratos I might have been interested..
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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You should have got her to help you with your luggage, it's usually impossible to find a spare porter at Victoria Station.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
It was a Tesco Extra store - not even a proper supermarket.
- Jul 7, 2003
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I do believe that there was once an episode where a local "celebrity" was in a shop in Brighton and all the paparazzi turned up as usual. This unnamed celebrity calls his/her agent claiming that he/she is being unbearably harassed by their presence and isn't safe to leave the shop. The agent then calls 999 and demands help.
The police turn up, and say to the photographers "Come on fellas, any chance you can leave X alone and allow him/her to leave the shop please?"
Photographers reply "But it was X's agent who rang us to say he/she would be here at this time in the first place".
The police turn up, and say to the photographers "Come on fellas, any chance you can leave X alone and allow him/her to leave the shop please?"
Photographers reply "But it was X's agent who rang us to say he/she would be here at this time in the first place".
Seagull on the wing
New member
I was unfortunate to meet KP once. I was on my way to Withdean for Albion match when this open top sports car shot over from the inside lane in front of me with no indication,I braked hard and flash my lights..( lights I flashed,nothing else you dirty minded individuals) we had to stop at the roundabout, she showed me the two fingers and I shouted at her I didn't ask how many brain cells you had. She turned round,then I saw it was KP...
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Never liked Kevin Pietersen.
Stevie Boy
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the sooner this piece of trash falls off the side off the earth the better
- Aug 7, 2003
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To be authentic, it should smell of kippers.
Jim Van Winkle
Well-known member
A very funny article for the Argus. Whether they meant it or not is another matter.