Best way to kill a cow?

Godstar

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Sodom..or is it Gomorrah!

• Nov 8, 2013

• #1

Myself & a work mate were discussing the best way to kill a cow, no weapons or clothing allowed - basically hand to hoof combat!
He thinks repeatedly punching throat & but i reckon it's better to reach in through the a*se & grab the intestines.

Oh, & chasing them off a cliff isn't allowed either.

I'm sure the font of knowledge that is NSC will triumph..thoughts please!

 

greyseagull

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #2

Roger it to death. I would.

 

Eksman

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On the toilet

• Nov 8, 2013

• #3

<<<< how could you do such a thing

 

seagullsovergrimsby

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Crap Town

• Nov 8, 2013

• #4

4 hedgehogs should do it

 

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The Birdman

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Haywards Heath

• Nov 8, 2013

• #5

Put them in a field full of Badgers

 

Stat Brother

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #6

Take it to Selhurst tomorrow.



The cow will do the decent thing.

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Nestling in green nowhere

• Nov 8, 2013

• #7

Ball pean hammer to the forehead or AK47 I reckon.

No weapons though eh? I'd gouge out its eyeballs and push my finger down the optic nerve canal and into the occipital lobe of the unfortunate bovines brain.

 

Tyrone Biggums

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #8

Feed it some mother of millions.

 

vegster

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #9

Sledgehammer between the ears.

 

skipper734

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Curdridge

• Nov 8, 2013

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Gullflyinghigh

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #11

A LOT of mentos and coke mixed internally. It may not do the job immediately but Morag (yep, named the cow) will wish it had.

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Nov 8, 2013

• #12

Creep up on it from behind with a Police car.

 

The Large One

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #13

Devastating sarcasm.

 

driller

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The posh bit

• Nov 8, 2013

• #14

Put your arm up its jacksy and pull out its insides

 

Pavilionaire

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #15

Partridgesque conversation. I can just imagine Alan and Michael discussing this over a Ginsters pasty in the BP garage.

 

Creaky

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Hookwood - Nr Horley

• Nov 8, 2013

• #16

Step 1 - make sure the cow is willing to die

 

Coldeanseagull

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Coldean

• Nov 8, 2013

• #17

Make 'Morag' start a thread about the pros and cons on Ashley Barnes. They always get milked to death

 

Moshe Gariani

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• Nov 8, 2013

• #18

Bevendean Hillbilly said:

Ball pean hammer to the forehead or AK47 I reckon.

No weapons though eh? I'd gouge out its eyeballs and push my finger down the optic nerve canal and into the occipital lobe of the unfortunate bovines brain.

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In the voice of Gareth out of "The Office"...?

 

Gullys Cats

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NSC

• Nov 8, 2013

• #19

BSE?

 

The Truth

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None of your buisness

• Nov 8, 2013

• #20

Watch football all weekend.