Rihanna

red star portslade · Nov 8, 2013

Body of Paradise, face of Allardyce

Puppet Master · Nov 8, 2013

Yep. Definite BOBFOC

Norman Baker suck my lozenge · Nov 8, 2013

Not enough tit for this sailor,would still help her out though.

KZNSeagull · Nov 8, 2013

She needs to wash under her lady dumplings.

Mellotron · Nov 8, 2013

Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

Gritt23 · Nov 8, 2013

Mellotron said:
Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

Exactly.

And what the FECK is that tattoo under her jubblies?

Papa Lazarou · Nov 8, 2013

Gritt23 said:
Exactly.

And what the FECK is that tattoo under her jubblies?

It's to give the impression that they are big enough to create a shadow.

Racek · Nov 8, 2013

Papa Lazarou said:
It's to give the impression that they are big enough to create a shadow.

I'd smash her back doors in.

Badger · Nov 8, 2013

I've never found her particularly attractive but then again the more time she spends doing modelling, the less time she is spending subjecting people to her music, that is surely a good thing.

Kinky Gerbil · Nov 8, 2013

Badger said:
I've never found her particularly attractive but then again the more time she spends doing modelling, the less time she is spending subjecting people to her music, that is surely a good thing.

She isnt really the type you go for normally, she isnt a he.

Mellotron · Nov 8, 2013

Kinky Gerbils said:
She isnt really the type you go for normally, she isnt a he.

Haha I get it, you called him gay! That's really funny and clever cos being gay is bad, or something.

Kinky Gerbil · Nov 8, 2013

Mellotron said:
Haha I get it, you called him gay! That's really funny and clever cos being gay is bad, or something.

Yes, I really hate gays.

burn them all

Codner's Wallop · Nov 8, 2013

Mellotron said:
Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

This is correct. And probably applies to the majority of many so-called sex sirens. I prefer someone I can talk to. Brenda Blethyn, circa 1990s would be more suitable.

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Nov 8, 2013

Poor mans Rachel Stevens.

Top pop totty

Topopotty

Mellotron · Nov 8, 2013

Kinky Gerbils said:
Yes, I really hate gays.

burn them all

So.....you weren't inferring that he was gay? I'm so confused now.

footychick · Nov 8, 2013

They're not very flattering photos though.

Kinky Gerbil · Nov 8, 2013

Mellotron said:
So.....you weren't inferring that he was gay? I'm so confused now.

Confused in a sexual way?

ali jenkins · Nov 8, 2013

Are you lot mental?

You would all give your right arm to even get her to think twice about you!

The Wizard · Nov 8, 2013

She's gorgeous IMO. But then we are all different

BLOCK F · Nov 8, 2013

Well if it was a choice between Rihanna and Big Sam for a night of passion,I can't say Mr.Allardyce would get my vote.

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