Leighgull
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Gatwick CID only has about 5 staff so I bet that was fun
Chief Wiggum
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- Apr 30, 2009
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Just as the police are accused of stereotyping the public so the public stereotype the police
Go with an open mind and I have no doubt you will have an outrageous and fun night. Enjoy.
Go with an open mind and I have no doubt you will have an outrageous and fun night. Enjoy.
Billy the Fish
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You owe it to yourself to at least take a bit of bugle, it'll get you through the boring "in" jokes and job related anecdotes that the services like to get involved in. Firemen are the same when they're out in packs, at some point I guarantee you'll want to scream "you're not at the station now you sad boring arse wipe"
Dare you to say "I pay your wages" and "you serve me" at least twice during conversation.
These does are ultra, so be careful.
You might be shocked at the extremities they go to. The Police are like a secret society.
An evening spent at an innocent British Railways Board do in N1 London showed me what can be expected. So, by measure, it could be eye opening. Let the others do it though.
You might be shocked at the extremities they go to. The Police are like a secret society.
An evening spent at an innocent British Railways Board do in N1 London showed me what can be expected. So, by measure, it could be eye opening. Let the others do it though.
I keep thinking of that Only Fools And Horses episode when Rodney brings home a policewoman and Del Boy shits himself with all the knock off gear they've got in their flat. The more he tries to be law-abiding, the more Rodney puts his foot in it. 
Forget the drugs. I used to get paranoid out after I'd done over a gram of coke. God knows how I would have felt like in a room full of coppers!
Forget the drugs. I used to get paranoid out after I'd done over a gram of coke. God knows how I would have felt like in a room full of coppers!
I keep thinking of that Only Fools And Horses episode when Rodney brings home a policewoman and Del Boy shits himself with all the knock off gear they've got in their flat. The more he tries to be law-abiding, the more Rodney puts his foot in it.
Forget the drugs. I used to get paranoid out after I'd done over a gram of coke. God knows how I would have felt like in a room full of coppers!
Ignore this man.....
..take lots of charley. You know you want to.
And join in with the fighting, drug taking and the biggest piss up you will ever go on!
seagurn
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Take them to tazer zone down west street !