Police Stag Do

red star portslade · Nov 8, 2013

Not Sting and his mates, I've been roped into a friend of a friends Stag do this weekend and with him being in the MET, I'm guessing it'll mostly Coppers attending.

My mate and I are pondering the drug situation, should we chance taking some and face possible arrest, or do you think they'll bring enough confiscated booty for everyone?

martin tyler · Nov 8, 2013

I woul leave it there i always one or two coppers who are always on duty. Don t envy you on this stag do.

Racek · Nov 8, 2013

Take some, try and sell it to them and get back to us on Monday.

User removed 4 · Nov 8, 2013

red star portslade said:
Not Sting and his mates, I've been roped into a friend of a friends Stag do this weekend and with him being in the MET, I'm guessing it'll mostly Coppers attending.

My mate and I are pondering the drug situation, should we chance taking some and face possible arrest, or do you think they'll bring enough confiscated booty for everyone?

That sounds like it'll be a real barrel of laughs , I can just imagine the chat, ' so I got him to cough to it blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzz '.

martin tyler · Nov 8, 2013

Steve2244 said:
Take some, try and sell it to them and get back to us on Monday.

Cracking idea. Lol maybe Tuesday though i think he would be remanded for Monday morning court.

ali jenkins · Nov 8, 2013

Aren't most of the Met bent to **** anyway?

TWOCHOICEStom · Nov 8, 2013

Steve2244 said:
Take some, try and sell it to them and get back to us on Monday.

Sound advice

Baldseagull · Nov 8, 2013

Ask the mate of the mate. I found myself at Gatwick CID christmas party once, lots of bad behaviour, fighting, mouthyness and inappropriate touching of females was witnessed, but no gear. I doubt any of them would see you done for possession, but you might find your disco biscuits are flushed down the loo for you. If they are in their Twentys, this bunch will misbehave more than your average Stag party, I predict at least one punch up. Have Fun.

Westdene Seagull · Nov 8, 2013

Just don't go along with your stripes on - you'll only get a kicking ( probably best not to mention newspaper sellers either ! ).

Racek · Nov 8, 2013

Baldseagull said:
Ask the mate of the mate. I found myself at Gatwick CID christmas party once, lots of bad behaviour, fighting, mouthyness and inappropriate touching of females was witnessed, but no gear. I doubt any of them would see you done for possession, but you might find your disco biscuits are flushed down the loo for you. If they are in their Twentys, this bunch will misbehave more than your average Stag party, I predict at least one punch up. Have Fun.

Dish the dirt.

armchairclubber · Nov 8, 2013

Steve2244 said:
Take some, try and sell it to them and get back to us on Monday.

via the Sun newspaper

LamieRobertson · Nov 8, 2013

red star portslade said:
Not Sting and his mates, I've been roped into a friend of a friends Stag do this weekend and with him being in the MET, I'm guessing it'll mostly Coppers attending.

My mate and I are pondering the drug situation, should we chance taking some and face possible arrest, or do you think they'll bring enough confiscated booty for everyone?

are we talking paracetamols for your hangover? if so shud'nt be a problem

happypig · Nov 8, 2013

It'll end badly, pull a sicky

n1 gull · Nov 8, 2013

Get stuck in, they're all at it

pishhead · Nov 8, 2013

I was on a weekend in Dublin and there happened to be a couple of coppers in our party. Lo and behold they got involved when there was an altercation whilst they apprehended the people involved the Garda turned up and nicked the pair of them for obstruction!

Racek · Nov 8, 2013

pishhead said:
I was on a weekend in Dublin and there happened to be a couple of coppers in our party. Lo and behold they got involved when there was an altercation whilst they apprehended the people involved the Garda turned up and nicked the pair of them for obstruction!

really? Thats odd as I used to live in Dublin and the Garda were the most relaxed coppers I have ever seen. They must have done more than obstuction?

pishhead · Nov 8, 2013

Steve2244 said:
really? Thats odd as I used to live in Dublin and the Garda were the most relaxed coppers I have ever seen. They must have done more than obstuction?

Well. They were verging on telling them how to do their job. They were de-arrested fairly quickly. They were a pair of bell-ends to be fair.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Nov 8, 2013

It all depends on how much drink has been taken. Even Dixon of Dock green would get on the sniff after half a bottle of Stolly.

TrickyOne · Nov 8, 2013

ali jenkins said:
Aren't most of the Met bent to **** anyway?

I used to know this bloke in CID n he had a huge bugel habit!!

Herr Tubthumper · Nov 8, 2013

A friend you say? Some friend.

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