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A man with the world's largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport staff thought he might have been concealing a "weapon".
Jonah Falcon, 41, was subjected to a rigorous patdown at San Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA) officers spotted his "noticeable package" and thought he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board
But it turned out the only thing he was "smuggling" was his
enormous manhood.The New Yorker even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives, was taken through an X-ray body scanner, and led passed a metal detector.
According to the Huffington Post, John said: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time.
"One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.' I said, 'It's my d***.
"He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
"They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
Mr Rex Falcon appendage has made him something of a celebrity in America, where he featured in a HBO documentary, and also appeared on a host of chat shows to talk about his prize piece, which measures nine inches limp and 13.5 inches erect.
He as been offered numerous porn roles, but has declined to go down that route.
According to The Sun, Mr Falcon added: "Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.
"I'm just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. "You'd think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.
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Jonah Falcon, 41, was subjected to a rigorous patdown at San Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA) officers spotted his "noticeable package" and thought he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board
But it turned out the only thing he was "smuggling" was his
enormous manhood.The New Yorker even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives, was taken through an X-ray body scanner, and led passed a metal detector.
According to the Huffington Post, John said: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time.
"One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.' I said, 'It's my d***.
"He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
"They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
Mr Rex Falcon appendage has made him something of a celebrity in America, where he featured in a HBO documentary, and also appeared on a host of chat shows to talk about his prize piece, which measures nine inches limp and 13.5 inches erect.
He as been offered numerous porn roles, but has declined to go down that route.
According to The Sun, Mr Falcon added: "Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.
"I'm just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. "You'd think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.
Did try to post the picture but it would not transfer.
The reply post were funny but not printable for all you delicate souls
