Weird stuff (you're told) you do in your sleep

smeariestbat · Nov 6, 2013

So apparently, last night i sat bolt upright tapped my mrs awake, before lying back down. Repeated this twice before going back to sleep. Obviously i dont remember this and i maintain it was her dreaming

And i know she has struck up a conversation with me, while she was asleep, with normal awake person voice. Usually what she she says is utter nonsense, so when i ask her to explain what she says i get a sleepy 'f off i'm sleeping' in reply.

over to you

Stat Brother · Nov 6, 2013

Other than the usual bumping and grinding, I've been told I'm prone to riding a bike, very fast!!

Questions · Nov 6, 2013

The other night my wife told me that I sat bolt upright in the middle of the night on the edge of the bed and pulled off my boxers........

The next morning she added that she thought I spoilt those dogs.

Hyperion · Nov 6, 2013

Questions said:
The other night my wife told me that I sat bolt upright in the middle of the night on the edge of the bed and pulled off my boxers........

The next morning she added that she thought I spoilt those dogs.

Hahahaha. Very good

Paul Reids Sock · Nov 6, 2013

Apparently I randomly will stop breathing, the mrs is training to be nurse and studied sleep Apnia (sp) so keeps saying she is worried.

I apparently have also picked my nose a fair bit which is odd as not really a picker during the day!

upthealbion1970 · Nov 6, 2013

Apparently I talk about helicopters, carrots and sheep in my sleep :shrug:

knocky1 · Nov 6, 2013

BN9 BHA · Nov 6, 2013

upthealbion1970 said:
Apparently I talk about helicopters, carrots and sheep in my sleep

Nothing new there, you are always talking about sheep. :sheep:

coagulantwolf · Nov 6, 2013

Prone to just shout out and cheer.

amexee · Nov 6, 2013

Many years ago I worked in a dairy loading lorries. One night I climbed out of bed, and went to a very large and heavy double Wardrobe, opened the door and pulled on the clothes rail. Whilst doing it it I called out,"got to get it on the lorry!".

My missus grabbed me just before the Oak wardrobe hit its tipping point!

The Wookiee · Nov 6, 2013

Last night I thought I ate a giant marshmallow, I woke up and my pillow was gone

Stevie Boy · Nov 6, 2013

Been told i talk in my sleep, have tried it on with the ex while fast asleep, and also ive been told i stop breathing for quite a while when i am asleep

willyfantastic · Nov 6, 2013

what about things you know you've done

on holiday with a bunch of mates - sharing a twin room with 1 of them.

middle of the night i wake up standing on my bed crouching over, mate asks me whats going on, i tell him theres a fox in the room, but told him not to worry, i'd get rid of it with money from my wallet

Seagull kimchi · Nov 7, 2013

Watched my mate calmly sleep walk down the stairs and promptly piss on his fiances shoes on the night of his engagement party. Unconscious scent marking?

smeariestbat · Nov 7, 2013

Seagull kimchi said:
Watched my mate calmly sleep walk down the stairs and promptly piss on his fiances shoes on the night of his engagement party. Unconscious scent marking?

i was at a house party with my older brother many years ago. The usual bodies crashed out around the house. for some reason i was sleeping upside down on the stairs. Anyway i heard a strange noise, and it woke me up. What greeted me, was my brother sleep pissing. He had walked over to our mates dads office, folded down the bureau lid thing that turned into a writing desk, and proceeded to empty his bladder. All over our mates families passports, marriage certificates, birth certificates, house deeds and all other manner of important paperwork. whoops.

Puppet Master · Nov 7, 2013

When I snore it sounds like a "dinosaur being sick" and I talk about the ASDA next to MK Dons stadium in my sleep. No, really.

midnight_rendezvous · Nov 7, 2013

According to my mrs I sit bolt up right and laugh maniacally and then go back to sleep. I am also, apparently, prone to talk about being a superhero and how tiring it is...

Also when I was younger I was found trying to climb out of my bedroom window whilst asleep. Very odd.

essbee · Nov 7, 2013

I, for some reason, am told that I sleep talk about multi-pack buys in Sainsbury's and
that "this will give you 34p off your next shopping bill".

Who can we blame for making us this way eh!

Jimmy Grimble · Nov 7, 2013

My missus is a serial sleep-talker. Most of the time it's jibberish or laughter, but a few times she has sat-up and proclaimed her distaste at someone's choice of outfit which is slightly amusing.

NODC · Nov 7, 2013

I apparently talk a lot in my sleep, mostly gibberish but on a few occasions I get so excited that I sit bolt upright and wake the wife up and then tell her important news.

The last time I did this it was to tell her that interest rates would be 1 billion and we needed to remember to put our money in the bank, all very odd.

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