If you were introducing a NSC member to your partner....

greyseagull

New member

Jul 1, 2012

2,023

West Worthing

• Nov 6, 2013

• #1

how would you do it and what would be the first thing you say to them (them being your partner)?

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,578

• Nov 6, 2013

• #2

Mrs Pavilionaire - Spun Cuppa. Spun Cuppa - my wife.

 

fat old seagull

New member

Sep 8, 2005

5,239

Rural Ringmer

• Nov 6, 2013

• #3

Mrs Fat Old Seagull - Pavilionaire. Pavilionaire - My Mum...... Ouch!

 

Return of the Rev

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2008

21,045

Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Nov 6, 2013

• #4

Poppet put the pepper spay down,he's just one of the nsc blokes

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Apr 30, 2013

13,787

Herts

• Nov 6, 2013

• #5

Darling, meet Return of the Rev. He's known in the office as Paul Barber....

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,184

• Nov 6, 2013

• #6

I've posted this on here before. Older members may like to look away now...

I once had the misfortune to be present at the Brewery Tap when an NSC member introduced two other NSC members to each other. I will shudder at the memory until my dying day. Introduction went as follows:

'Kinky Gerbil, this is AJ's Love Monkey'

The horror! The horror! :shudder:

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,444

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Nov 6, 2013

• #7

Run away, run away........

 

V

vulture

Banned

Jul 26, 2004

16,515

• Nov 6, 2013

• #8

Tsb he has the perfect face for radio.

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Nov 6, 2013

• #9

I was once sitting in my seat at Kenilworth Road, waiting for the game against Luton to start, when a chap settled down in the seat next to me and uttered the words "Hove Born and Bred ... Good to meet you". Fortunately, Lady Bracknell was there, to remind me of her mother's sound advice ... Never speak to anyone you haven't been formally introduced to.

 

Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave

Helpful Moderator

Jul 30, 2003

5,052

Southampton, United Kingdom

• Nov 7, 2013

• #10

Find out their real name and introduce them like a normal person would.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,784

Coldean

• Nov 7, 2013

• #11

Tell the wife to give them the correct number for the samaritans before hanging up

 

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Adders1

Active member

Jan 14, 2013

368

• Nov 7, 2013

• #12

I introduced @bhafc4eva to my new girlfriend back in 2004, and the first thing he said to her was 'what did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for christmas?'

Absolute legend.

 

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bhafc4eva

Well-known member

Nov 21, 2003

2,242

• Nov 8, 2013

• #13

Adders1 said:

I introduced @bhafc4eva to my new girlfriend back in 2004, and the first thing he said to her was 'what did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for christmas?'

Absolute legend.

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Oops remember that one. Still reckon I was doing the best wingman role. It obviously worked.