red star portslade
New member
I'd like to ask the NSC dwellers for your opinion on my own apprehension regarding manly matters.
Yesterday i travelled from Portslade to Southampton to visit my Gran who's not well. Unfortunately, some scrote around here snapped my aerial from the car a while back and I've been too bone-idle to do anything about it. Whilst driving on the 27, the options are either a CD or inaudiable radio interference. The second problem is that the Mrs has somehow got her Adele '21' album stuck in the player therefore I had the option of silence or the Portslade-based warbler.
I listened to it on the way because I was stuck in traffic, then on the way back to break up the monotony of driving. The song below caught my attention as I approached Portsmouth and from then on, I couldn't resist re-starting it over and over. By the time I hit Shoreham, I knew it word for word and was crooning away gloriously whilst trying to come up with a sob story I could bore the nation with before my rendition in next year's X Factor auditions.
Yesterday i travelled from Portslade to Southampton to visit my Gran who's not well. Unfortunately, some scrote around here snapped my aerial from the car a while back and I've been too bone-idle to do anything about it. Whilst driving on the 27, the options are either a CD or inaudiable radio interference. The second problem is that the Mrs has somehow got her Adele '21' album stuck in the player therefore I had the option of silence or the Portslade-based warbler.
I listened to it on the way because I was stuck in traffic, then on the way back to break up the monotony of driving. The song below caught my attention as I approached Portsmouth and from then on, I couldn't resist re-starting it over and over. By the time I hit Shoreham, I knew it word for word and was crooning away gloriously whilst trying to come up with a sob story I could bore the nation with before my rendition in next year's X Factor auditions.