Eric Potts
Well-known member
Following the splendid Half Man Half Biscuit gig last night , I began thinking about lyrical connections with our local football club.
Here's my starter , from RSVP , by the aforementioned HMHB.
And in a cruel twist of fate which so often
Occurs in tales such as this
I found myself catering reception
And there were urges I had to resist
Not least 'cos John Byrne is much fitter
And the straightener to him holds no fears
So if the chocolate in the fountain tastes bitter
It's because it's been laced with my tears
Here's my starter , from RSVP , by the aforementioned HMHB.
And in a cruel twist of fate which so often
Occurs in tales such as this
I found myself catering reception
And there were urges I had to resist
Not least 'cos John Byrne is much fitter
And the straightener to him holds no fears
So if the chocolate in the fountain tastes bitter
It's because it's been laced with my tears