daveinprague
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Now thats a news story!
http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/call-off-the-search-this-is-the-best-news-story-ever/
http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/call-off-the-search-this-is-the-best-news-story-ever/
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A lesson for the Evening Argus
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Mmmm sausages...........
dougdeep
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That reminds me of the time I was given a blow job as I drove through Upper Dicker...
- Jul 10, 2003
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Disappointing Dave, I have been telling a slight variation on that joke (she had an epileptic fit, he was hitting her with the pan to make her let go) for 20 years !
daveinprague
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Havnt seen it before myself. The scenario is a beautiful thing though...
- Jul 10, 2003
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What about the skinny little English bloke who went to a Rodeo in Texas and then spent the next 2 hours telling all around him that none of the riders were any good. Exasperated, they decided to put him on a horse and let it go. The Horse bucked and jumped constantly for 4 minutes until it collapsed, exhausted to the ground. He was lifted onto the shoulders of the Texan Cowboys and paraded round the ring. One of them asked 'where did you learn to ride like that ?'
Easy, he said, i was married to an epileptic for 20 years.
Easy, he said, i was married to an epileptic for 20 years.
daveinprague
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Whispering the wrong girls name in her ear can have the same effect..
Theatre of Trees
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Especially if its her sisters name.
Yes, indeed. Oh, the memories.....