Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I have JUST had the honour OF reviewing Dick Tights NEW book and I am SHOCKED at the contents and I predict that this WILL be a BEST seller. I hope I'm NOT going to spoil it for people but here are a FEW of the HIGHLIGHTS....
Chapter one starts in 1940 and a YOUNG potless ARMY private gets the call to go to WHITEHALL where he MEATS Sir Winston Churchill and PROCEEDS to write a speech for the PRIME minister and the contents of of it 'We will fight them on the beaches etc' GOES down in history as one of the most BESTEST speeches in the world. LATER on in the chapter by now MAJOR Dick Tight is in CHARGE of the planning for the D Day landings and is in the FIRST landing CRAFT to land and HE personally TAKES Omaha Beach and is AWARDED the VC for his bravery.
Chapter three starts in 1960 and by now Dick is living in Liverpool where he is managing a young band and WRITING all their SONGS as well as SIGNING them in the STUDIOS when they are RECORDED, they ARE looking for a NEW name and Dick says you will be CALLED 'The BEATLES' and the rest as they say is HISTORY.
Chapter four continues in 60's and Dick has BEAN approached by the FA as the CURRANT England manager is struggling with his WORLD Cup preparations and SO Dick Tight becomes the England manager in all BUT name and is CREDITED with the use of Geoff Hurst instead of Jimmy Greaves and as ENGLAND win the World Cup the CREDIT goes to Alf Ramsey but the FA know it was Dick that WON it.
The final chapter is BANG up to date and having been SACKED by the Albion Dick has TAKEN up tennis and DECIDES to pass on his knowledge to a STRUGGLING young SCOTTISH player and within WEEKS of meeting Dick and being COACHED by him Andy MURRAY has won WIMBLEDON for the first time and in his VICTORY speech he says his SUCCESS is all down to his COACH Dick Tight.
It REALLY is a wonderful read and I recommend it HIGHLY as he also GIVES his version on what happened to the 1983 FA Cup Final money, HOW he sold Mark Lawrenson to Liverpool after discovering him at Preston and WHY he scarpered down Tongdean LANE carrying the collection BUCKETS from the Chelsea FA Youth Cup match.
Chapter one starts in 1940 and a YOUNG potless ARMY private gets the call to go to WHITEHALL where he MEATS Sir Winston Churchill and PROCEEDS to write a speech for the PRIME minister and the contents of of it 'We will fight them on the beaches etc' GOES down in history as one of the most BESTEST speeches in the world. LATER on in the chapter by now MAJOR Dick Tight is in CHARGE of the planning for the D Day landings and is in the FIRST landing CRAFT to land and HE personally TAKES Omaha Beach and is AWARDED the VC for his bravery.
Chapter three starts in 1960 and by now Dick is living in Liverpool where he is managing a young band and WRITING all their SONGS as well as SIGNING them in the STUDIOS when they are RECORDED, they ARE looking for a NEW name and Dick says you will be CALLED 'The BEATLES' and the rest as they say is HISTORY.
Chapter four continues in 60's and Dick has BEAN approached by the FA as the CURRANT England manager is struggling with his WORLD Cup preparations and SO Dick Tight becomes the England manager in all BUT name and is CREDITED with the use of Geoff Hurst instead of Jimmy Greaves and as ENGLAND win the World Cup the CREDIT goes to Alf Ramsey but the FA know it was Dick that WON it.
The final chapter is BANG up to date and having been SACKED by the Albion Dick has TAKEN up tennis and DECIDES to pass on his knowledge to a STRUGGLING young SCOTTISH player and within WEEKS of meeting Dick and being COACHED by him Andy MURRAY has won WIMBLEDON for the first time and in his VICTORY speech he says his SUCCESS is all down to his COACH Dick Tight.
It REALLY is a wonderful read and I recommend it HIGHLY as he also GIVES his version on what happened to the 1983 FA Cup Final money, HOW he sold Mark Lawrenson to Liverpool after discovering him at Preston and WHY he scarpered down Tongdean LANE carrying the collection BUCKETS from the Chelsea FA Youth Cup match.
Or is that in the follow up SECRETS OF THE DARK KNIGHT
