Milton Jones at The Dome

fire&skill

Killer-Diller

Jan 17, 2009

4,296

Shoreham-by-Sea

• Oct 10, 2013

• #1

Second time I've seen him. Second time I've come out remembering about three of his jokes. It also happened with Tim Vine. Almost too quick fire for me.

If anybody was there please help me out so I can dazzle my colleagues with some at work tomorrow. I'll start with two:

I've been diagnosed with attention def ooh look at those lights!

I'm going to be learning Hebrew in due course.

 

W.C.

New member

Oct 31, 2011

4,927

• Oct 10, 2013

• #2

fire&skill said:

I'm going to be learning Hebrew in due course.

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Jesus Gul

Well-known member

Feb 23, 2004

5,468

• Oct 11, 2013

• #3

do like his style of humour

 

fire&skill

Killer-Diller

Jan 17, 2009

4,296

Shoreham-by-Sea

• Oct 11, 2013

• Thread starter
• #4

Just remembered the funniest [for me] moment of the night.

He asked a student what they were studying at University and got the reply 'Sport'. After a short pause MJ said, 'Relax everybody - I'll handle this . . .'

 

Norman Potting

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Nov 5, 2006

13,966

Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Oct 11, 2013

• #5

Many years since I have seen him live but I did enjoy his oddball humour. "Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them - it really annoys them".

 

fire&skill

Killer-Diller

Jan 17, 2009

4,296

Shoreham-by-Sea

• Oct 11, 2013

• Thread starter
• #6

My uncle broke the Enigma Code.

Machine.






When I was in the police I found two African tribesmen dancing cheek to cheek in a saloon car. So I radioed in 'Zulu Zulu Tango Sierra'.

 

Jam The Man

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Jul 5, 2003

8,123

South East North Lancing

• Oct 11, 2013

• #7

Saw him at the Theatre Royal last Feb. Hilarious chap!

 

The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)

Jun 12, 2009

2,802

• Oct 11, 2013

• #8

One of my favourite comedians. We had him at our club in Worthing three years back when he was a bit less well known ...

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

24,869

Guiseley

• Oct 12, 2013

• #9

Hmm, can't stand one lineds, it's like the joke is always over before it's really begun.