I've had my loosener rant, now for the main event.
Someone needs to have a word with that feckin seagull, he's getting to big for his boots.
Him and his **** drinking crack whore strumpet, need to pull their fracking wings out and get their rancid a***s round to the family stand.
Gully seems to be doing a Busted and has clearly forgotten his fans, in favour of a half assed wave at the start and a ten foot mooch at half time.
There must be thousands of 8 foot seagulls looking for work and would be only too pleased to spend some time with their actual fans, across the pitch.
Poor poor show gully, I'm disappointed in you.
Oh and Barber-out.
Someone needs to have a word with that feckin seagull, he's getting to big for his boots.
Him and his **** drinking crack whore strumpet, need to pull their fracking wings out and get their rancid a***s round to the family stand.
Gully seems to be doing a Busted and has clearly forgotten his fans, in favour of a half assed wave at the start and a ten foot mooch at half time.
There must be thousands of 8 foot seagulls looking for work and would be only too pleased to spend some time with their actual fans, across the pitch.
Poor poor show gully, I'm disappointed in you.
Oh and Barber-out.
The bit about Gully made me laugh out loud - fair point though.
Great work.