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The perfect toilet?
- Thread starter DanielT
- Start date
Mental Lental
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Doesn't have water jets that will wash your arse, and air jets to dry it afterwards. Or the control deck system on the arm to use said jets (and also the flush)....
Or you could go for a really high tech one.......
Or you could go for a really high tech one.......
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
- 5,128
And one for skiers
sydney
tinky ****in winky
hitony
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Raleigh Chopper
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Great a toilet thread, not had one of these for ages.
The khazi i am sitting on right now is very mainstream, but i feel it will need to have a stronger flush for this one, it may well need 3 pulls of the chain making me late for my first appointment, need to invest in one of those beauties above.
The khazi i am sitting on right now is very mainstream, but i feel it will need to have a stronger flush for this one, it may well need 3 pulls of the chain making me late for my first appointment, need to invest in one of those beauties above.
Seagull on the wing
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Hate toilets that haven't been flushed ...that one is full of p1ss...Shirley this comes under the heading "The biggest Toilet" not "The Perfect Toilet"
cheshunt seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 2,496
I loved the high tech toilet in my Tokyo hotel a few years ago.....always had the power turned up to max.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Would you really want your shite shining in the light?
TheMajor
BHA>CPFC
- Jan 3, 2012
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I like the continental toilets that have a shelf where your poo sits before you flush it away, so you can poke around a bit. Would have been very useful when I recently chose to do the Bowel cancer screening thing that was offered when I turned 60, (I passed).
sydney
tinky ****in winky
Japanese toilets are a revolution. The heated seats and the water jets are the future.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Is this the toilet on offer to 1901'ers?
£3.90 a pint!
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1st patented in Switzerland in 1954, used one in a hotel in Zurich (about 20 times) many years ago mind you for £200 a night B&B I wouldn't have expected anything less. ha!
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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Where's the Viz?
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
- 19,238
far, far, far from it my friend. For starters it's covered in some form of material, will reek of tramp sex in a week. Secondly, in order for you to enjoy it's comfort you would have to lean back. Have you ever leaned back on a toilet? Your balls get squashed, your ******** closes up and your arse cheeks come together. Have you ever seen footage of a hipopotamus shitting?
I do like the grip handles though, they would come in very handy.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Does that mean that testing positive for bowel cancer is a "fail"?
Mannakin
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Plus you would have to stand up to enough room to get the toilet paper in your hand close to your arse!
- Jan 3, 2012
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Wasn't sure how to put it really. I received a reassuring result.