Cookie Clicker - crazily addictive browser game

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,826

Brighton

• Sep 27, 2013

• #1

Insanely addictive game that you can leave running on your browser and come back to every so often.

I'm currently producing 26,000-odd cookies a SECOND.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

 

maltaseagull

Well-known member

Feb 25, 2009

12,986

Zabbar- Malta

• Sep 27, 2013

• #2

Is that good?

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,826

Brighton

• Sep 27, 2013

• Thread starter
• #3

Not any more! I'm on about 3.2 MILLION a second. I am COOKIE INCARNATE.

 

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MattBackHome

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

11,719

• Sep 27, 2013

• #4

I genuinely don't understand what's going on there.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,826

Brighton

• Sep 27, 2013

• Thread starter
• #5

MattBackHome said:

I genuinely don't understand what's going on there.

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It's mostly about clicking, really.

 

Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member

Nov 3, 2004

4,458

Paul Reids boot

• Sep 27, 2013

• #6

I have been playing this for 5 minutes and already hate you for bringing this into my life!

I can tell that I'll be wasting a lot of time on this

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,826

Brighton

• Sep 27, 2013

• Thread starter
• #7

Paul Reids Sock said:

I have been playing this for 5 minutes and already hate you for bringing this into my life!

I can tell that I'll be wasting a lot of time on this

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You have to be discplined enough to just leave it to run by itself for a while and come back to it. I'm struggling to keep away.

 

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MattBackHome

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

11,719

• Sep 27, 2013

• #8

Mellotron said:

It's mostly about clicking, really.

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Gotcha. I reckon its better than GTA5.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,765

Coldean

• Sep 27, 2013

• #9

Dammit. I'll never get off my arse ever again!

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,826

Brighton

• Sep 27, 2013

• Thread starter
• #10

MattBackHome said:

Gotcha. I reckon its better than GTA5.

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Miles better.

 

Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member

Nov 3, 2004

4,458

Paul Reids boot

• Sep 27, 2013

• #11

Mellotron said:

You have to be discplined enough to just leave it to run by itself for a while and come back to it. I'm struggling to keep away.

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I just can't though. I keep clicking more and then getting impatient and buying a granny rather than letting it build up and buying something better

 

fataddick

Well-known member

Feb 6, 2004

1,601

The seaside.

• Sep 27, 2013

• #12

Can't really leave it to run (at least not early on) or you'll miss the golden cookies, which are the best way to build up wedge.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,609

• Sep 27, 2013

• #13

a tidy 400K per second, looking forwards to getting my first antimatter condenser

 

SweatyMexican

Well-known member

Mar 31, 2013

4,101

• Sep 27, 2013

• #14

Pevenseagull said:

a tidy 400K per second, looking forwards to getting my first antimatter condenser

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Does anyone know what this does? I really want to find out.

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Apr 30, 2013

13,782

Herts

• Sep 27, 2013

• #15

SweatyMexican said:

Does anyone know what this does? I really want to find out.

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Yep. Base cps of 999,999.

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,609

• Sep 27, 2013

• #16

SweatyMexican said:

Does anyone know what this does? I really want to find out.

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I'm going to find out in about 37 minutes

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,609

• Sep 27, 2013

• #17

my life is complete

 

Stevie Boy

Well-known member

Nov 2, 2004

6,364

Horam

• Sep 27, 2013

• #18

Only at 110 per sec, looks like my evening is taken care of

 

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil

Oct 30, 2010

9,773

BC, Canada

• Sep 27, 2013

• #19

Currently at 466,211 per second with 2x Time Machines, 20 Portals and most of the other stuff. Been going for about 90-120 minutes now..

Edit: Now at 654,130 after getting the 'Portals 2x as effective' achievement.

 

fat old seagull

New member

Sep 8, 2005

5,239

Rural Ringmer

• Sep 27, 2013

• #20

Is it big match nerves? You're all feckin mad. Waste of time, I tried it on my Ipad, there's nowhere to get the cookies out