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BHAFC_Songs

New member

Apr 5, 2013

14

Brighton

• Sep 16, 2013

• #1

Come on, we gotta do better than that!

The original was (but fair play to the Reading six);

"He's 5 foot 7, he's football heaven,
So please dont take our Oscar away"
https://twitter.com/BHAFC_Songs/status/368773318708441090

Turns out he's 6ft 1/2inch, so:

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
He came from Barca to bring us joy
He's 6 foot and a bit
In yer changing room he won't shit
So please dont take our Oscar away

repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat....

 

Puppet Master

non sequitur

Aug 14, 2012

4,055

• Sep 16, 2013

• #2

The 5"7 and football heaven is just nicking the Liverpool Luis Garcia one completely though

 

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Telford Seagull

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2011

1,000

Telford

• Sep 16, 2013

• #3

And he isn't 5 foot 7!

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Sep 16, 2013

• #4

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
For Barcelona he used to play
He eats paella
Oh what a fella
Please dont take my Oscar away

 

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Husty

Mooderator

Oct 18, 2008

11,990

• Sep 16, 2013

• #5

lawros left foot said:

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
For Barcelona he used to play
He eats paella
Oh what a fella
Please dont take my Oscar away

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This.

Only one I've seen thus far which hasn't caused me to die a little bit inside.

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Sep 16, 2013

• #6

If we sort this one out, can we do something about the last line in 'The man from Argentina song cos i really dislike it

 

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I'll find Sid Seacombe

Guest

• Sep 16, 2013

• #7

BHAFC_Songs said:

Come on, we gotta do better than that!

The original was (but fair play to the Reading six);

"He's 5 foot 7, he's football heaven,
So please dont take our Oscar away"
https://twitter.com/BHAFC_Songs/status/368773318708441090

Turns out he's 6ft 1/2inch, so:

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
He came from Barca to bring us joy
He's 6 foot and a bit
In yer changing room he won't shit
So please dont take our Oscar away

repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat....

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How does this work?

 

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I'll find Sid Seacombe

Guest

• Sep 16, 2013

• #8

I'll find Sid Seacombe said:

How does this work?

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I men the site not the song, sorry

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Sep 16, 2013

• #9

Husty said:

This.

Only one I've seen thus far which hasn't caused me to die a little bit inside.

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High praise indeed.l did nick the paella line off Matt Richards

 

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I'll find Sid Seacombe

Guest

• Sep 16, 2013

• #10

Ah burger spoilchocker letting me down agone

 

I

I'll find Sid Seacombe

Guest

• Sep 16, 2013

• #11

Hello Sidney

 

I

I'll find Sid Seacombe

Guest

• Sep 16, 2013

• #12

Sid, now that I've found you I need a new challenge

 

KJP

Well-known member

Mar 2, 2011

2,407

Goring-by-Sea

• Sep 16, 2013

• #13

lawros left foot said:

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
For Barcelona he used to play
He eats paella
Oh what a fella
Please dont take my Oscar away

Click to expand...

Definitely this

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Sep 16, 2013

• #14

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
He used to manage in Tel Aviv
He came to Brighton
To get the league won
Oh please Oscar dont ever leave


Second verse

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,703

Worthing

• Sep 16, 2013

• #15

Whos that man from Argentina
Whos that man we all adore
Leonardo is his name
And he scores a goal a game
And hes really gonna make the seagulls soar

 

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Munkfish

Well-known member

May 1, 2006

11,871

• Sep 17, 2013

• #16

First people I heard singing this were smack bang in the middle of the WSU Singing this at the Derby game.

 

BHAFC_Songs

New member

Apr 5, 2013

14

Brighton

• Sep 17, 2013

• Thread starter
• #17

Munkfish said:

First people I heard singing this were smack bang in the middle of the WSU Singing this at the Derby game.

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That was your good old mate; BHAFC_Songs!

 

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan

Aug 20, 2003

25,296

• Sep 17, 2013

• #18

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
For Barcelona he used to play
He likes flamenco
His vino blanco
Please dont take my Oscar away

 

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browneggsandham

Member

Apr 12, 2011

211

• Sep 17, 2013

• #19

lawros left foot said:

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
For Barcelona he used to play
He eats paella
Oh what a fella
Please dont take my Oscar away

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My vote is this one. It's either that or he likes possession, it's football heaven.

 

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guster

New member

Jul 13, 2011

450

West Stand Lower

• Sep 17, 2013

• #20

Oscar Garcia
He drinks sangria
Possession football is how we shall play
He's got a Twitter Stalker
That Female Journo from Mallorca
Please dont take my Oscar away