Parliament busy watching Porn

Doc Lynam

I hate the Daily Mail

Jun 19, 2011

7,200

• Sep 4, 2013

• #1

The Houses of Parliament have had a freedom of information act request (Huffington Post) asking for official figures to how many times Parliaments computers have been used to search porn.

No less then 300,000 views last year, 800 times a day!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/porn-parliament-300-000-viewing-attempts-084304706.html#AlEMOnM

 

Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #2

And we say they are ot of touch with normal people....*just closing curtains*

 

KingstonSeagull

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May 1, 2013

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #3

Really?!?! at work..... Morons

 

trueblue

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Jul 5, 2003

10,378

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #4

MPs in bunch of wa*kers shock.

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

39,704

Pattknull med Haksprut

• Sep 4, 2013

• #5

Wow. I did some guest lectures at the H of C last November too, which I had known.

 

Sausage

The wurst of the wurst.

Dec 8, 2007

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #6

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...on-his-iphone-at-us-syria-debate-8797711.html

What's wrong with these people?

 

hybrid_x

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Jun 28, 2011

2,225

• Sep 4, 2013

• #7

..and most on here keep defending them still and thinking 'they' are in control and in charge.

heheh - they are a bunch of eton boys sitting in offices pretending to be in control.

affirms the rule that i never shake hands with politicians.

 

Commander

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Apr 28, 2004

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #8

Sausage said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...on-his-iphone-at-us-syria-debate-8797711.html

What's wrong with these people?

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I'm not sure NSC is the place to moan about people doing stuff on the Internet when they should be working.

 

Sausage

The wurst of the wurst.

Dec 8, 2007

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #9

Commander said:

I'm not sure NSC is the place to moan about people doing stuff on the Internet when they should be working.

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Shouldn't you be out commanding somewhere?

 

vegster

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May 5, 2008

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #10

It's what you would expect from a bunch of public schoolboys who are controlled by whips.

 

Commander

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• Sep 4, 2013

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Sausage said:

Shouldn't you be out commanding somewhere?

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Keep this to yourself, but I'm not a real Commander.

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• Sep 4, 2013

• #12

El Presidente said:

Wow. I did some guest lectures at the H of C last November too, which I had known.

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Did you manage to generate 295,000 of those views yourself?

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,711

Worthing

• Sep 4, 2013

• #13

Now i know why theyneed so much holidayin a year

 

Willy Dangle

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Aug 31, 2011

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #14

Mine is once a year 365 24/7, wont catch me napping.

 

F

Freddie Goodwin.

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Mar 31, 2007

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #15

Most civil Service workplaces have things in place to detect porn watching and those guilty are sacked.

But then, MP's are a special case.

 

RexCathedra

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Jan 14, 2005

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #16

When you consider what damage Parliament can do, or at least a Government with a solid majority behind them can do, watching internet porn is pretty mild.

Maybe they should lay on more bandwidth....

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Sep 4, 2013

• #17

El Presidente said:

Wow. I did some guest leching at the H of C last November too, which I had known.

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Corrected for you

 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010

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• Sep 4, 2013

• #18

RexCathedra said:

When you consider what damage Parliament can do, or at least a Government with a solid majority behind them can do, watching internet porn is pretty mild.

Maybe they should lay on more bandwidth....

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Very much this

 

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Sep 5, 2013

• #19

The oddest thing about this is the sheer variety in the stats.

February this year: only 15 attempts. November 2012: nearly 115,000 attempts. Why were they all looking at porn last November?

 

Goldstone Rapper

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Jan 19, 2009

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• Sep 5, 2013

• #20

Mass debating at Parliament? Who'd have thought it?









(yes, an old joke, but apt in this case).