Well I found it amusing......

53,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention.

Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'

Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'

After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says, ' Forty!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.'

So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'

Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

Everyone is disheartened and Rooney starts crying.

But then the 53,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'

Silence hangs over the stadium.

Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream,







'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Made me laugh

Sounds like an interesting convention...

We're they allowed on the pitch because I thought it only has about 45k capacity

You'd have to wonder how 53,000 people who can't add 2+2 got to the convention, at Anfield, at the right time, on the right day.

Stat Brother said:

You'd have to wonder how 53,000 people who can't add 2+2 got to the convention, at Anfield, at the right time, on the right day.

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got me stumped

Stat Brother said:

You'd have to wonder how 53,000 people who can't add 2+2 got to the convention, at Anfield, at the right time, on the right day.

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They all just wait at Anfield between games. It's not like they have jobs to go to.