We are no longer seagulls but lemmings apparently.

Just back from the shop where a lovely youngish bloke has just informed me that we are just a bunch of f***ing lemmings. Not seagulls, not s**t, not even f***ing shit, but lemmings.

My 'mistake' had been to wear an old Hola Gus t shirt. Now I know I live far too close to a certain place in South London, but never had any trouble before. I am speculating it was one of the Palace brethen purely due to proximity and the amount of time it took to read the six words on the shirt.

So lemmings, now that's an insult. Can anybody beat that?

Nothing wrong with Leemings....they are the highest jumping animals on the planet....just watch the way Ulloa soars...