the wanderbus
Well-known member
Crystal palace have made an undisclosed offer for Brighton's Lily Agg. Palace boss wurzel gummidge said " I've never seen her play but she scores a lot of goals and plays for Brighton so is obviously much better than anything we already have and besides, all our fans on BBS and Holmesdale .net say Brighton are skint so we should make a derisory offer" He then preceded to roll up one trouser leg and hop around the whitgift centre singing "I've got a brand new combine harvester" whilst blowing bubbles out of his arse.
