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dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
If we signed him and made him captain I'd stop going. That is all.
 






British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,895
The only reason he gets away with being a defender is nobody's got the energy to run around him.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,841
Brighton
If we signed him and made him captain I'd stop going. That is all.

This. He is NOT a footballer. Basically a wardrobe that just ambles around, leans on people and topples over.
 






























Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
He was basically CRUSHING Ulloa when challenging in the air.

I think he made threats against the referees family during the pre-match festivities. How else did he escape a booking?!
 


The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,383
Effective if you go at him via the aerial route, on the ground he is immobile and useless, I loved the fat ******* chants, have you seen the size of his Abs? :eek:
 




Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,019
at home
I tell you one thing...he could header the ball in contrast to ince who has a 50 p head. I have never seen anyone head the ball with no direction at all....the ball seems to bounce off his head at any angle but straight.
 






dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
He was basically CRUSHING Ulloa when challenging in the air.

I think he made threats against the referees family during the pre-match festivities. How else did he escape a booking?!

My thoughts entirely. We had 2 players booked who were both attempting to get the ball yet he did so many niggly fouls but escaped punishment.
 


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