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You Know When You're Getting Old When.........
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KingstonSeagull
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old or drunk... Both apply....
- Aug 7, 2003
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British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
- 10,896
Farting with confidence is a thing of the past
Oh dear has somebody followed through? Never mind it happens to the best of us.
Dover
Home at Last.
At 45 and being given over 50's discount at the Duke of Yorks at the Komedia last week.
- Jan 3, 2012
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When I went to pick up a repeat prescription last week and was told I no longer have to pay for it because I am now over 60.
And getting 25% discount in Specsavers for the same reason.
And getting 25% discount in Specsavers for the same reason.
daveinprague
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Suddenly realising that people giving out club flyers stop giving you them.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
1) I was on holiday in Tallinn recently, and going into one museum, when asking for two tickets, the young guy at the counter asked: "Seniors?"
With hindsight I should have said yes and got the discount, but I was too affronted at the time. (I'm 51, Mrs T still in her 40s...)
2) Was at the hairdresser last weekend, and have noticed he now trims inside my ears as well as around them... He does my eyebrows too.
With hindsight I should have said yes and got the discount, but I was too affronted at the time. (I'm 51, Mrs T still in her 40s...)
2) Was at the hairdresser last weekend, and have noticed he now trims inside my ears as well as around them... He does my eyebrows too.
fat old seagull
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Falling asleep in the afternoon...like my grandad used to. Wondering whether its time to start sitting down to have a pee or just carry on playing 'Chase the Acorn' 
gripper stebson
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- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,657
You have to set up a base camp half way up the WSU steps!
skipper734
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Falling asleep in the afternoon...like my grandad used to. Wondering whether its time to start sitting down to have a pee or just carry on playing 'Chase the Acorn'
I sleep morning or afternoon, I'm not fussy. Sitting down to pee.........never occurred to me, so obviously I'm not that old!
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
Farting with confidence is a thing of the past
thats the best news of the day..... now I KNOW Im getting younger!
You know you're getting old when you start a sentence with "when I was your age....."
grubbyhands
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Farting with confidence is a thing of the past
"Sharting" apparently. Does not apply when holidaying in Egypt though.
Dover
Home at Last.
After that fist mouthful of tea in the morning, then sigh.
SouthCoastOwl
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