On the Left Wing
KIT NAPIER
A man's body has been recovered from the Thames.
He was wearing a Crystal Palace shirt, a ballet tu-tu, a pink bra, black fishnet tights, a gimp mask, stiletto shoes and had a giant purple dildo stuck up his arse.
Police have removed the Crystal Palace shirt to save embarrassment to his family.
He was wearing a Crystal Palace shirt, a ballet tu-tu, a pink bra, black fishnet tights, a gimp mask, stiletto shoes and had a giant purple dildo stuck up his arse.
Police have removed the Crystal Palace shirt to save embarrassment to his family.