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KIT NAPIER

Oct 9, 2003

7,094

Wolverhampton

• Aug 26, 2013

• #1

A man's body has been recovered from the Thames.
He was wearing a Crystal Palace shirt, a ballet tu-tu, a pink bra, black fishnet tights, a gimp mask, stiletto shoes and had a giant purple dildo stuck up his arse.
Police have removed the Crystal Palace shirt to save embarrassment to his family.

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,532

East Wales

• Aug 26, 2013

• #2

 

Yoda

English & European

Mar 1, 2004

10,056

Worthing, West Sussex, United Kingdom

• Aug 26, 2013

• #3

Now, if the punch line had been along the lines of "A suicide note was found saying 'Caught on camera bashing one out in the back garden'" you may have been on to a winner.

 

Triggaaar

Well-known member

Oct 24, 2005

50,148

Goldstone

• Aug 26, 2013

• #4