The true amount watching the albion.

Return of the Rev · Aug 25, 2013

What we need is a sensor within each seat that would indicate bum on seat,we could then have actual figures of how many are sitting in each area.
These figures would be on the giant screen and would indicate when and how many people are leaving their seats fot ht, toilet breaks,food or just slipping out early.
You could gage how busy the concourse is getting as the numbers drop in each area,also the club could print stats off showing who leaves early arrives late or has a weak bladder

Its the way forward,we could have a special team of refreshment queue busters who would get the jump on likely heavy customer movement and rush to a particular area when the bum counter told them :moo:

Return of the Rev · Aug 25, 2013

Plooks said:
You might get more than 30,000 given the size of some fans....

The sensors would be adjusted for the bearded baldy lard arses in the wsu

Blackadder · Aug 25, 2013

Return of the Rev said:
You could gage how busy the concourse is getting as the numbers drop in each area,also the club could print stats off showing who leaves early arrives late or has a weak bladder

OI! You leave The Birdman out of this!

Return of the Rev · Aug 25, 2013

Blackadder said:
OI! You leave The Birdman out of this!

His sensor would have a couple of duracell batteries powering it

Grombleton · Aug 25, 2013

Are you high?

studio150 · Aug 25, 2013

And how does this work for those in the north stand who don't sit down?

Return of the Rev · Aug 25, 2013

studio150 said:
And how does this work for those in the north stand who don't sit down?

There would be an opt out of having a sensor,but you would be required to fill out your own time sheet of what you were doing between entering and leaving the stadia,The sheets would have to be purchased in advance from the food outlets on the concourse,120 minutes before ko the cost would be £4.58 then going up in 43 pence increments every 10 minutes prior to ko,after this point you would only be able to get your time sheet from the club shop after the game but the cost would be a flat £15 with an additional service charge. just easier if you sit down to be honest

Luke93 · Aug 26, 2013

So turnstiles clocking each passing fan automatically isn't good enough for you? Each ticket also has the seat numbers...

BuddyBoy · Aug 26, 2013

Return of the Rev said:
There would be an opt out of having a sensor,but you would be required to fill out your own time sheet of what you were doing between entering and leaving the stadia,The sheets would have to be purchased in advance from the food outlets on the concourse,120 minutes before ko the cost would be £4.58 then going up in 43 pence increments every 10 minutes prior to ko,after this point you would only be able to get your time sheet from the club shop after the game but the cost would be a flat £15 with an additional service charge. just easier if you sit down to be honest

Deeply oppressive and extortionate. I see people simply putting bags on their seats to give the illusion that bums are firmly placed there. What about when people leap from their seats in excitement? What about those who gleefully caress the seat in a semi sexual manner when we score? Surely that would send the sensor thingy into overload (overdrive?).

All in all I predict mass fraudulent activity and this may well send the price of a pie sky high.

dougdeep · Aug 26, 2013

Return of the Rev said:
What we need

We?

drew · Aug 26, 2013

Alternatively, (and I know its a radical thought) you could spend your time at your seat watching what happens on the green stuff.

Goldstone Rapper · Aug 26, 2013

All of this would be usurped by Barber's plan for an electronic chip to be inserted in everyone entering the ground. Poor show, Rev. Your plan is feeble in comparison.

Surf's Up · Aug 26, 2013

Goldstone Rapper said:
All of this would be usurped by Barber's plan for an electronic chip to be inserted in everyone entering the ground. Poor show, Rev. Your plan is feeble in comparison.

Indeed - viva Barber!

LamieRobertson · Aug 26, 2013

Return of the Rev said:
What we need is a sensor within each seat that would indicate bum on seat,we could then have actual figures of how many are sitting in each area.
These figures would be on the giant screen and would indicate when and how many people are leaving their seats fot ht, toilet breaks,food or just slipping out early.
You could gage how busy the concourse is getting as the numbers drop in each area,also the club could print stats off showing who leaves early arrives late or has a weak bladder

Its the way forward,we could have a special team of refreshment queue busters who would get the jump on likely heavy customer movement and rush to a particular area when the bum counter told them

will that be for those staying the whole of the match?

Return of the Rev · Aug 26, 2013

Luke93 said:
So turnstiles clocking each passing fan automatically isn't good enough for you? Each ticket also has the seat numbers...

We need more information about the customer,just entering the stadium they could be almost anywhere now that the refreshment conveyor belt is in operation

KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER AND KNOW HIM WELL :thumbsup:

TOGETHER WE WILL BRIDGE THIS £8 MILLION MONSTER

Return of the Rev · Aug 26, 2013

lamierobertson said:
will that be for those staying the whole of the match?

Could use the stats for an end of season cash back thingy :moo:

glasfryn · Aug 26, 2013

Goldstone Rapper said:
All of this would be usurped by Barber's plan for an electronic chip to be inserted in everyone entering the ground. Poor show, Rev. Your plan is feeble in comparison.

be careful you have mentioned chip and Barber in the same sentence

TheJasperCo · Aug 26, 2013

Return of the Rev said:
We need more information about the customer,just entering the stadium they could be almost anywhere now that the refreshment conveyor belt is in operation

KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER AND KNOW HIM WELL

TOGETHER WE WILL BRIDGE THIS £8 MILLION MONSTER

Ah, so that's where the Cup Final money's going...

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