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Custody battle



Kent Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,062
Tenterden, Kent
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Portsmouth FC, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 
























GYM

New member
Jan 4, 2010
835
Leeds
Replace Portsmouth with Australian cricket team and I heard this on Monday.
 










dennis

Well-known member
Aug 1, 2007
1,151
Cornwall
There was barber working in Hove.
On Monday a director of Millwall had his hair cut in there, when the director tried to pay, the. barber said that he couldn't take any money as he was working for god that week.
On Tuesday morning when the barber arrived for work he found a signed Millwall shirt and a letter of thanks on the door step.
Later that day a director of Charlton had his hair cut, when the director tried to pay, the barber said that he couldn't take any money as he was working for god that week.
On Wednesday morning when the barber arrived for work he found a signed Charlton shirt and a letter of thanks on the door step. Later that day a Crystal Palace director had his hair cut, when he tried to pay the barber said he couldn't take any money as he was working for god that week.
On Thursday morning when the barber arrived for work he found 6 more Crystal Palace directors and the entire first team waiting for a haircut!


( this is doing the rounds over here at the moment but the customers are florists and bakers and the punch line being politicians )
 


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