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Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,739
LOONEY BIN
I was SAT in the CLIFTONVILLE at 8.05 WAITING for my FULL English when MY attention WANDERED over to that TEMPLE of evil SPORTS Dreams and I thought ONLY too PEOPLE know the TRUTH about the 1983 FA Cup FINAL money and that is MYSELF and Princess DIANA. Even 16 years LATER I am still CONVINCED she was murdered to SILENCE her and when YOU look at the CCTV you see a man in an ANORAK with a big RESEMBLANCE to LAPDOG Perry loitering outside the RITZ Hotel as DIANA and Doddy got in the CAR.

I felt QUITE tearful and EVEN Big Hilda couldn't CHEER me up with the NEWS that the NO standing RULE was being ENFORCED tomorrow in the NORTH Stand and WE have been told by BARBER to go in HARD and FAST and take no PRISONERS.

Hilda TREATED me to a LARGE Full English and AS we NOSHING away on OUR sausages my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement. HE said there HAS been a MASSIVE bust UP with OsCAR and LAIM Birdcutt and BIRDCUTT has been GOING round singing the following to the tune of 'Y viva ESPANA'

This YEAR we are OFF to League ONE
With Oscar GARCIA
We are in the Johnstones SOON
With OSCAR Garcia

APPARANTLY OsCAR BLUE his top at this and TOLD Birdcutt he IS DROPPED from the TEAM this week and WON'T be picked all the TIME he is SIGNING songs like that.

ME and BIG Hilda couldn't BELIEVE that but BEFORE we could ASK my SAUCE if there was any NEW singings PLANNED he DASHED out of the CLIFTONVILLE into the THRONGING masses of George STREET.
 






Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,698
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
I dont normally open Ernests threads as quite frankly they stopped being amusing years ago, but thought I would this time just to see if things have improved in any way...

Sadly they have not.

I would have thought you would have got bored of doing it by now.
 


whitelion

New member
Dec 16, 2003
12,828
Southwick
I dont normally open Ernests threads as quite frankly they stopped being amusing years ago, but thought I would this time just to see if things have improved in any way...

Sadly they have not.

I would have thought you would have got bored of doing it by now.

Very much this. ..this is the first time I've posted on a SAUCE thread.

Enrest must have too much time on his hands.
 




Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,678
Bishops Stortford
I dont normally open Ernests threads as quite frankly they stopped being amusing years ago, but thought I would this time just to see if things have improved in any way...

Sadly they have not.

I would have thought you would have got bored of doing it by now.

When you have a brain the size of a pea its easy to believe others are amused.
 


:lolol:
 


topbanana36

Well-known member
Dec 29, 2007
1,753
New Zealand
I dont normally open Ernests threads as quite frankly they stopped being amusing years ago, but thought I would this time just to see if things have improved in any way...

Sadly they have not.

I would have thought you would have got bored of doing it by now.

Never has been remotely funny, very boring stuff come on Ernest try and be humourous.
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Top bombing Enrest. May the ARS be with you.
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,744
I was SAT in the CLIFTONVILLE at 8.05 WAITING for my FULL English when MY attention WANDERED over to that TEMPLE of evil SPORTS Dreams and I thought ONLY too PEOPLE know the TRUTH about the 1983 FA Cup FINAL money and that is MYSELF and Princess DIANA. Even 16 years LATER I am still CONVINCED she was murdered to SILENCE her and when YOU look at the CCTV you see a man in an ANORAK with a big RESEMBLANCE to LAPDOG Perry loitering outside the RITZ Hotel as DIANA and Doddy got in the CAR.

I felt QUITE tearful and EVEN Big Hilda couldn't CHEER me up with the NEWS that the NO standing RULE was being ENFORCED tomorrow in the NORTH Stand and WE have been told by BARBER to go in HARD and FAST and take no PRISONERS.

Hilda TREATED me to a LARGE Full English and AS we NOSHING away on OUR sausages my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement. HE said there HAS been a MASSIVE bust UP with OsCAR and LAIM Birdcutt and BIRDCUTT has been GOING round singing the following to the tune of 'Y viva ESPANA'

This YEAR we are OFF to League ONE
With Oscar GARCIA
We are in the Johnstones SOON
With OSCAR Garcia

APPARANTLY OsCAR BLUE his top at this and TOLD Birdcutt he IS DROPPED from the TEAM this week and WON'T be picked all the TIME he is SIGNING songs like that.

ME and BIG Hilda couldn't BELIEVE that but BEFORE we could ASK my SAUCE if there was any NEW singings PLANNED he DASHED out of the CLIFTONVILLE into the THRONGING masses of George STREET.

Nice bit of light-hearted humour for a Friday morning. Your best for a while, IMO, Enrest.
 


Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,678
Bishops Stortford
Nice bit of light-hearted humour for a Friday morning. Your best for a while, IMO, Enrest.

Blimey, your standards are low. If this is the best, the rest must have been really crap.
 














Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Birdcutt only has himelf to blame. I heard orlandi sang something similar and has not been near the first team sincce
 


Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot
Oct 8, 2003
4,751
Right here, right now
Disappointing and predictable

2/10
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 24, 2007
10,164
Arundel
HARMLESS and amusing fun, cheers up guys. I like a little bit of UNREST every week, not sure I'd join in with the NOSHING though.
 









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